The mile high club

[whiteboi]

So during a long and boring flight today I was thinking... How many people have successfully achieved the accomplishment of joining the mile high club? I've heard rumors and seen videos but I personally don't know anyone who has... Now I'm not talking about going and rubbing one out in the airplane bathroom, I'm talking about the real deal. Have you joined the club? If so I want stories

 

[Tinga]

You've seen videos?

why can't people just watch normal porn these days?

 

[whiteboi]

You've seen videos?

why can't people just watch normal porn these days?

Hey don't judge, it was on Pornhub's home page and the thought sounded interesting. You'd probably click too

 

[theabortionator]

You watch porn? That's pretty fucked up. What the hell is wrong with society these days?

 

[.Hugo.]

Does getting a zj count?

 

[doublecup]

Does getting a zj count?

Bj**

 

[.Hugo.]

Bj**

No, zj

 

[soulskier]

Man, I could really go for some airhead

 

[CaptainObvious.]

No, zj

He obviously can't afford one.

 

[powderdrunkie]

I had sex in Denver once.

 

[.Hugo.]

He obviously can't afford one.

Hey, dont steal my punchline you mother fucker

 

[montageskier]

I have. My wife (then girlfriend) and I were on a flight from Laguardia to Nashville and we had the whole back row to us. There wasn't anyone at all in the last three rows. Went into the bathroom midway through the flight.... Highly overrated, didn't nut.

 

[GrapeHunter]

^^ this guys a savage, id bump his karma to the max

 

[californiagrown]

I have. My wife (then girlfriend) and I were on a flight from Laguardia to Nashville and we had the whole back row to us. There wasn't anyone at all in the last three rows. Went into the bathroom midway through the flight.... Highly overrated, didn't nut.

Yup. Stand-up, cramped sex in a public restroom... woof.

I got some dome on a late night flight with my gf From Seattle down to Phoenix. Wasn't that cool, I'm not into exhibitionism.

 

[bait]

The bathroom is like a 2 by 3 stall with a slanted roof and its loud as fuck I have no Idea how it could be that good.

 

[montageskier]

Yup. Stand-up, cramped sex in a public restroom... woof.

I got some dome on a late night flight with my gf From Seattle down to Phoenix. Wasn't that cool, I'm not into exhibitionism.

I think public sex can be pretty good, but fucking in a plane bathroom isn't fun.

 

[whiteboi]

I have. My wife (then girlfriend) and I were on a flight from Laguardia to Nashville and we had the whole back row to us. There wasn't anyone at all in the last three rows. Went into the bathroom midway through the flight.... Highly overrated, didn't nut.

Respect. Regardless of it being hype, at least you have can check that one off

 

[TheDoughAbides]

private jets

 

[PeppermillReno]

Those shits are small dude.

Finger blasted a girl and even got my dick sucked for a total of about 15 seconds once. All you need is a blanket and to be sitting next to each other. That was a good flight I saved a lot of money killing a duty free bottle of Grey Goose with this chick.

 

[7springsprod]

I have. My wife (then girlfriend) and I were on a flight from Laguardia to Nashville and we had the whole back row to us. There wasn't anyone at all in the last three rows. Went into the bathroom midway through the flight.... Highly overrated, didn't nut.

Please please tell me this was on American Airline(Eagle) within the last year. I could have been your pilot

 

[montageskier]

Please please tell me this was on American Airline(Eagle) within the last year. I could have been your pilot

It was not. I know it was US Air in 2010 or 2011.