THE LIFEJACKET

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dbrizz

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the lifejacket, decked out in red plastic beads, aviators, and a gaping goggle gap large enough for him to stash a kilo of coke into, dropped solar coaster today.. after screaming 'fuck' eight times he dropped to switch, and stomped it, bewildering his chair mates and all witnesses. he will be available for autographs at the crystal lounge tonight, after singing 'pretty fly for a white guy'.
 
last night was mad ruckass,

i told the owner of maxx fish he should change the name to beaucou poission...(Sp?....

to attract more euro trash into his bar...

open house party unit 5 sundance ridge top of gondola way what?

at 4 am...
 
Haha fucking bacardigras at savage.. sooo much free crap... anyone want bacardi goggles, or mens XL fleecies/t-shirts? It literally is crap. The red beads leave a stain on the neck. Oh well. Rough night.
 
The jacket came into my store today holding his hand up as a gun to my head walking fast towards me and YELD really loud "BANG" and everyone turned around to look to find out that it was just the jacket. ofcourse normal behaviour.
 
Because I passed out drunk with like 5 strands of them on? and in the am my friend was like "WHOA THAT WASNT ME".. voila red streakies.
 
SO......... 5 years has come to an end,

fuck this shit

i lost my job,

i've had my pass clipp[ed,

And there are no fucking girls in this town that want to fuck,

i'm out-
 
G. paltro or something just drived by me in creekside,

or something,

I think ben mulroonie is intown too?
 
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