The King of Newschoolers

.SHAGGY.

.SHAGGY.

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Nominate a king of newschoolers and a peasant the most upvotes will declare the winner.

I nominate .frenchy as the king and I nominate skierman as the peasant of newschoolers.
 
*Queen of newschoolers is allowed too, sorry did not mean to discriminate against the female members of newschoolers in this thread.
 
13961952:QueefyMcKeegels said:
Queen: QueefyMcKeegels

Peasant: Shaggy or Skiierman, can't decide, they are at about the same level.
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Your opinion on me is incorrect/irrelevant because:

1) You voted yourself as the queen of the entire newschoolers. Which clearly displays your utmost ignorance in this royal matter.

2) How could you compare a half man-half ski creature solely bent on destroying the skiing community, to the legendary teenage mystery solver from Crystal Cove with uncanny skills in quickly evading villains.

3) Your username is literally an audible release of air from the vagina.
 
topic:.SHAGGY. said:
Nominate a king of newschoolers and a peasant the most upvotes will declare the winner.

I nominate .frenchy as the king and I nominate skierman as the peasant of newschoolers.
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TRVP_Angel president

skierman peasant
 
13961952:QueefyMcKeegels said:
Queen: QueefyMcKeegels

Peasant: Shaggy or Skiierman, can't decide, they are at about the same level.
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First off you can’t vote yourself the queen and I’m sure as hell you wouldn’t get the most upvotes. Also, what do you have on shaggy, he is the fucking man that’s why I nominate .SHAGGY. as Newschoolers king and vote QueefyMcKeegels as the peasant of Newschoolers
 
13962033:cheeto_dust said:
First off you can’t vote yourself the queen and I’m sure as hell you wouldn’t get the most upvotes. Also, what do you have on shaggy, he is the fucking man that’s why I nominate .SHAGGY. as Newschoolers king and vote QueefyMcKeegels as the peasant of Newschoolers
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I am honoured by your nomination lord cheeto dust, but I am just a mere knight here to serve the kingdom of newschoolers. I am not worthy yet to be the king of the kingdom of newschoolers.
 
13961960:.SHAGGY. said:
Your opinion on me is incorrect/irrelevant because:

1) You voted yourself as the queen of the entire newschoolers. Which clearly displays your utmost ignorance in this royal matter.

2) How could you compare a half man-half ski creature solely bent on destroying the skiing community, to the legendary teenage mystery solver from Crystal Cove with uncanny skills in quickly evading villains.

3) Your username is literally an audible release of air from the vagina.
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Fuck you, your opinion is as equal as women in the workplace in 2018. 70 cents to the fucking dollar. Mine represents the dollar. Funny how systems built in my favor give me entitled and guaranteed powerful positions, such as Queen of Newschoolers. You got something against the natural process vaginas experience like queefing?
 
13962219:QueefyMcKeegels said:
Fuck you, your opinion is as equal as women in the workplace in 2018. 70 cents to the fucking dollar. Mine represents the dollar. Funny how systems built in my favor give me entitled and guaranteed powerful positions, such as Queen of Newschoolers. You got something against the natural process vaginas experience like queefing?
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The system is not built in your favor and you aren’t the queen of Newschoolers.
 
King: Nick, if he ran a marathon a day& had a NS account

Peasant: Nicks friend. For being nicks friend.
 
13962266:skierman said:
Wow, you kids have no lives wasting your time arguing why I'm king of this shithole of a website.
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I think it's ironic that skierman is lecturing people about having no lives and wasting their time arguing. The only thing you're king of is the pedophile alliance.
 
13962266:skierman said:
Wow, you kids have no lives wasting your time arguing why I'm king of this shithole of a website.
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I don’t go on here much but you, sir, seem like a total dick
 
13962338:boozer said:
But I’m gonna go with King: abortionator - with a name like that, you deserve a crown
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I would say you're up there to be worthy of king boozer you made the most successful thread of all time.
 
13962338:boozer said:
But I’m gonna go with King: abortionator - with a name like that, you deserve a crown
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13962376:.SHAGGY. said:
I would say you're up there to be worthy of king boozer you made the most successful thread of all time.
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Seriously, this is a legend right here in the flesh
 
13962337:boozer said:
I don’t go on here much but you, sir, seem like a total dick
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Interesting, I thought you'd be too busy violating women at parties or ruling on the supreme court to care about a thread on NS.....
 
13962219:QueefyMcKeegels said:
Fuck you, your opinion is as equal as women in the workplace in 2018. 70 cents to the fucking dollar. Mine represents the dollar. Funny how systems built in my favor give me entitled and guaranteed powerful positions, such as Queen of Newschoolers. You got something against the natural process vaginas experience like queefing?
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I feel like "QueefyMcKeegels" is taking the cake for peasant at this point.
 
I just hope people actually know that the real "skierman" is actually "skiierman"

this new dude is a fraud and fake news
 
13963147:.frenchy said:
I just hope people actually know that the real "skierman" is actually "skiierman"

this new dude is a fraud and fake news
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Fake news like the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, right?
 
13962219:QueefyMcKeegels said:
Fuck you, your opinion is as equal as women in the workplace in 2018. 70 cents to the fucking dollar. Mine represents the dollar. Funny how systems built in my favor give me entitled and guaranteed powerful positions, such as Queen of Newschoolers. You got something against the natural process vaginas experience like queefing?
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the wage gap is a MYTH.

on that note,

King: TheAbortionator

(possible new catagory?) jester: skierman

peasant: mcnoche
 
13963196:purplepants420 said:
the wage gap is a MYTH.

on that note,

King: TheAbortionator

(possible new catagory?) jester: skierman

peasant: mcnoche
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digging the jester category, good idea
 
13963133:skierman said:
#shitstupidchildrensaywhocaretoomuchaboutinternet

Or you're just that fucking stupid. Who knows.
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Hey gang shaggy here I was just hired to solve the groovy mystery of the skierman.

Once upon a time there was a village with a fat ugly whore who would suck and fuck anyone for 5 bronze shillings.

One day a wooden pair of skis with a splinter disguised themselves as a pair of brand new fibreglass skis, and sold his bindings for 5 bronze shillings. The wooden skis then took the 5 bronze shillings to the village whore.

Unfortunately the village whore did not know that the pair of skis she just fucked was actually a wooden pair of skis with a splinter. She did not realize that the splinter tore a hole in the condom and that she had just become pregnant with the future skierman. 9 months pass by and the most vile hideous half man-half ski creature/baby slid out of her stinky vagina.

That is the legend of how the half man-half ski creature skierman was created.
 
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