The impossible has occured....

Ds91260

Ds91260

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sam fatty caylor has a chick in his room.....

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
small yellow bird? why so hard to immagine?

chick.jpg


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fuck ass shit cunt
 
Holy shit! Quick Sammy boy, grab a video camera quick before the Chinese delivery woman leaves! :)

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
yes its true. she is next to me in a love seat and she is asleep right now.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
quick rape her.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
hope this isnt too big . just took it.

when your as hot as me you cant but help go after me. :P

oh, and i lost weight

'http://biglines.com/photos/blpic12200.gif

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
AHHAHA SAM YOU DIRTY FUCKER!

Supa Dupa Sam says:

wow porn on showtime

Supa Dupa Sam says:

and mylady is sleeping right here

Supa Dupa Sam says:

should i give her a little present?

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fuck ass shit cunt
 
AHHAHA SAM YOU DIRTY FUCKER!

Supa Dupa Sam says:

wow porn on showtime

Supa Dupa Sam says:

and mylady is sleeping right here

Supa Dupa Sam says:

should i give her a little present?

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fuck ass shit cunt
 
thanks chris. for some reason it wouldnt load for me

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
Hahaha Sam! You're so bad... I don't know if she'd like that much. You DO want to keep her for more than one night, right?

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
take a picture of the chick

'WHY aren't you having anything to drink!? Choooose one making you better feeling!'

-Tom Green

'Is Mike Nick and Mike Wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

-Member of the OTC-

 
holy crap, what happened?

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
alright the pic didnt work for me and i feel left out, someone tell me

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.

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Proud to be the American captian of the Canadian Drinking Team
 
hmm, sam sent me a picture of her...lol somone host it for me

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fuck ass shit cunt
 
post it on ns

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
does this mean we have to the the 'im a memeber of the lets help sam loose weight so he can possibly get a girl club' out of our signitures?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson

member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
Here's the lucky girl

samsslut.jpg'


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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
no just change it to: 'im a memeber of the lets help sam loose weight so he can possibly get a Hot girl club'

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
or, the lets help sam lose weight so he can get a girl INTO BED club

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
dude why didnt u rub one off onto her face!

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.

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Proud to be the American captian of the Canadian Drinking Team
 
hahahahahahaha

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
who in the rigth mind would let sam caylor babysit their 8yr old daughter

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1-800-BUTT-MONKEYS.com.net.lesbian P.O. Box 2, City Place, 47 Years in the Voluntary Pilot Firefighting Bear Safe Sun Screen Kids Please Call Now ~~capurnicus

'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan
 
oh shit! thats my sister! dont fuck her sam! she has many STDs!

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
am i missing something here? why is she sleeping? unless you guys already got it on theres no reason for that.

'WHY aren't you having anything to drink!? Choooose one making you better feeling!'

-Tom Green

'Is Mike Nick and Mike Wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

-Member of the OTC-

 
man, honestly snosty is thinking here, and a good point. she still appears to be clothed, and thats a small SINGLE seater chair...

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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
that first 'chick'was pretty fine.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
oh i know. the first 'chick' was the hottest 'chick' ever!

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
^no.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
nice new icon

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
yes suh. i like it eh

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
you need to get rid of that microwave sam its too tempting for you

FOUNDER OF CORKED MAGAZINE

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

-j
 
the thing its sitting on is a mini fridge :P

me and my brother share an apt.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
congrats man... fuck her hard

Jigga say wha??

*OFFICAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES

Member of the lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl club
 
^hey, you dont always have to fuck her hard, in fact, sometimes thats not right- to do

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
ok, so is this just a friend who is female, or are you actually dating her?

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
Hahahah, this is the funniest thread I've ever seen.... hahahaha. perfect.... extremely untasteful but nonetheless... hehehehe.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

FUN COME ALIVE

 
page, did you screw her sam!? haha, dont let her find out her picture is on the net. That probably wouldnt go over too well.. go sam!

-Jason

Member of the lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club.

--Creator of the NS Matching Game--
 
jake- both.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
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