The "Im Never Drinking Again" Thread

st.patricks day last year.

Michelle: (whos at antoher party then me): dont drink to much '

me: i wont i promise love you bye

then it proceeded to me killing of a 5th of SOCO and 6 miscellaneous beers. as i got more drunk i would call michelle and leave a message. well by the end of the night i was on my floor puking into the bath tub because i could not aim well enough to get it in the toilet. my grandma walked in 3 times and some how did not notice. all the while i was on the phone with michelle who i begging not to let me die, but i was not about to have an ambulance come to my house. but the most noted part of the night, that i still hear about almost daily is.

Me:don't say SOCO

Michelle:Beer, Alcohol, SO...

Me:yyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Michelle:im so sorry i didnt think that would actually happen
 
heres mine:

22 shots over about 6 hours

+

Techn9ne concert

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the only thing i distintcly remember is yelling at a cop 'suck my dick!'

the next day i talked to about 10 people who were just like 'yea i met you last night... you were pretty gone'

it was a fun night
 
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