The "Im Drunk" Thread

[Bill.Nye]

Aren't you glad Sweden got rid of Brattsystemet?

 

[.Hugo.]

Class starts again tomorrow... haaaaaaa

 

[erica]

are we surprised im durnk? no

NO WE ARE NOT

 

[jordangaebel]

dont lie erica you were obviously drinking sierrra mist and apple juice out of that flask. your a bad girl.

 

[.Hugo.]

In love the forst week of classes

 

[Toaster-Tony]

No classes on thursdays. wednesday is the new friday!

 

[PON3]

getting the night started right. doin shots n a beer bong. fuk yeah

 

[BROSEIDON]

This is my contribution

 

[Kronor]

Ermergerd, pretty intoxicated.

 

[erica]

h e l p

 

[MNjordanG]

no

 

[erica]

it is ok to be a pussy IF and oly if (in mathematical notation wthat would be .:.)

its okay to be a pussy .:. you have a pussy

/thread

i luv sciene

luv erica

 

[CliffyByro]

are you drunk?

 

[*geezer*]

Canceled the dinner date? Yup. Guilty as charged. Regrets. Much are had.

Soo whiskey instead? Yes. I hope he'll show up to the party on Sat. though.

 

[proZach]

friday night? check.

7pm? check.

DALE'S PALE ALE?!?!

you fuckin know it

 

[MACAQUE]

Possibly the shittiest beer ever

 

[Shredability]

Ch

aChingChaChing BITCHES

 

[.Rybak.]

I fucjing love pop tarts. Swaf

 

[MANDER]

I'm not not drunk

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

roommate hooked up with the girl i wanted, i started with the girl hed been chatting up, turns out shes on her period so thats why my roomie went for the robbery. I've been bamboozled.

 

[*geezer*]

I don 't like that you don't like 2 chainz' birthday song. That is all.

 

[NPF]

but the box says its premium...

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

this is when the heros coemmm out toplay

#kingborin

 

[NPF]

i got drunk last nightStayed up all night to edit

good drunk decision

 

[.Hugo.]

Booze + Mario kart = me already drink

 

[Mr.Sloth]

letter ons my hat and oldddddde enghlishhhh

 

[erica]

H el p

 

[MACAQUE]

One of those nights

 

[proZach]

Good afternoon friends!

 

[OGoriginal-gaper]

greetings from aus

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

good lord ladys and gents tlhis is it we are giohnh of the reails number one defen ce go seahwiosds

 

[bo0b]

wuold yuou make out with your best friends sister cause i wanna

 

[MaxBerkowitz]

dude make out with her it's all good im turnt out . of my fucking mind

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

I can't even

 

[.Hugo.]

Chillen at new friends/random peoples house, fuckin right. New peeps is awsaone

 

[ModMommy]

good job u wached the super bowl i hpeoe you hit one

 

[Benson.]

Go home rebels, you're drunk.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

shut up wine boofer. You know im amazing.

 

[ModMommy]

I didn't even think I got on this site last night. Hooooly smokes.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

no you did, you boofed a few pots and a wine.

 

[ModMommy]

Again with that word. There was two bottles actually.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

you boofed two at once?

wow now i really want to meat you.

PS im in your town once a month, ill take you on a nice date where you can boof all the wine you want

 

[ModMommy]

how romantic. Boofing wine.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

i dont really think so, but you said it and i dont ask questions.

 

[ModMommy]

I really backed myself into a corner here.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

right where i like em

 

[ModMommy]

well this it. this is the end. goodbye friends.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

to the basement!

 

[erica]

drunk cooking mac n cheez waiting to bar-it-up yoloswagkillmeforsayingthatbye

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

erica finds herself here again, locked with her demons