The I just had sex thread

[VT_FLO]

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First class was cancelled, had a sex marathon last night and this morning! (with a chick, not my hand you cheeky bastards) /fuckyeah

 

[VT_FLO]

also i know nobody gives a fuck i just wanted to listen to the song and youtube was being gay

 

[Toasty.]

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[JamesR]

 

[JHendrix]

damn it

 

[VT_FLO]

nothing against gays, that was a bad word choice

 

[987321654hgfd]

The only thing I've had sex with for the last 7 months is my hand

 

[VT_FLO]

 

[Anathema]

i fucked a girls mouth a few weeks ago.

does that count?

 

[FerrisBueller]

lol someone had sex for the first time

 

[theabortionator]

I'm still a virgin

FOREVERALONE.JPEG

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

That doesn't count as sex.

 

[1337]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAA

 

[Huck_Norris]

lol... Best 13 seconds of your lfe I take it?

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

eh, plenty of hate, probably not necessary to share, but i feels ya

 

[eastcoastplanker]

pics of female are needed

 

[quaive]

If only I could sig this

 

[theabortionator]

.

 

[PopsicleStand]

If there was ever a time

 

[ForeverYung]

It's now

 

[alex.bgk.]

hey now, lets not joke about that

 

[rareform]

this thread is pretty funny.

im going to go have sex with my hand, i'll let yall know how it goes

 

[Joebin]

Hence having 14000 posts?

... I am too

 

[hot.pocket]

Threads for later bumpage

 

[theabortionator]

Not really. 6-8k were from being really sober at 3-6 am and the rest were just me sitting at my computer all day sometimes. I'm gonna be eheath status soon

 

[Ciara]

Yesterday

 

[Dylan_]

WHORE.

 

[theabortionator]

Leave my girlfriend alone

 

[iSmokeweed]

WHORE.

 

[theabortionator]

I'll fuckin, I' fuckin [insert wu tang here]

 

[Oldmann1584]

banged some chick like 3 days ago.... was supposed to get with a new one tonight.... never ended up happening, maybe tmr or next week

 

[rareform]

LAY YOU OUT ON THE BED WITH YA ASS CHEEKS ALL SPREAD OUT N SHIT. PUT A HANGER ON THA STOVE AND LET IT SIT THERE FOR LIKE A HALF HOUR, COME BACK AND STICK IT IN YA ASS ALL SLOW LIKE TTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[TheDude]

last night. swag?

 

[rainystatesteeze]

yesterday in my parents front room