The horror

Such_Doge

Such_Doge

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What if masturbation was illegal. This though came in to mind because the the Feds fuck us 24/7 so what if Obama does this to ruin all single peoples lives.

What would happen to the porn industries? Braziers would go out of business or would you be a brave man and say "fuck da pigs" and rub out a fatty.

What are your opinions fellow Newschoolers

This is not a troll. This is a serious question coming from an uneducated high schooler.
 
It would give all of the ever so lonely and horny men and woman further incentive to get together and fuck because they can't just do it alone. But even with immense waves of pussy, no man could ever do without giving it to himself every once and a while (I mean everyday) so they would still be at a loss. Moral of the story, more fucking, but overall, less getting it.

My solution to said law/ what could naturally happen is the market for shit like the fleshlight and all that weird fake stuff would sky rocket. People would come up with a new official term for beating the meat, saying straight up using your hand is "masturbating" but if your doing it with something else, technically you aren't doing it..

Either way, if the tens of millions of guys around the country can hide it from the people that are living in the same household (every teenage boy), I don't think it would be too hard for guys in general to hide it from police...

 
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