The Hobo/Bum posse

Gather my fellow hobos and fellow bums. I call for a rejuvination of our Bum-manship and Hobo-ism. I call for a gathering of storytelling and bum fighting. Let's go!

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
how about our drunken weekends?

i was smashed friday. i forget what happened. the last thing i remember is trying to talk some girl into going back to my buddies full size van, but i forgot he left already. next thing i know i wake up and an indian is staring at me, well an indian statue. it was fun

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
I think this posse is gay and I dont want to be in it anymore.

Anyone Can Piss On The Floor, Be A Hero...Shit On The Ceiling.

Proud member of the hobum posse
 
Yah I don't know about this posse anymore, its just-just random now.

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Keep it live 24/7 365

*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse

 
we need to make people everywhere know we are homeless and proud of it

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
i think people just underestimate the seriousness of our posse

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
I think people are seriously underestamating your maturity level.

Anyone Can Piss On The Floor, Be A Hero...Shit On The Ceiling.

Proud member of the hobum posse
 
I read back over our posts, and its ridiculous. We either straiten the hell out of this posse or Im gonna disban it.

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Keep it live 24/7 365

*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse

 
ok, how do u say we go about refining it?

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
yea, i was thinking about it just a minute ago, and i say we take it seriously. we actually do funny shit up on the hill and then we talk about it on here. no more bullshit about acting like we're real bums. the only rule for this posse is that you have always bum money off parents, friends, etc. how's that sound everybody?

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
if thats how it is just start a little moocher posse. go out and get a job to suport yourself. what about people who dont live with their parents? who started this posse? is he even still in it? i say down with the hobum posse. its moral value is misplaced. uncertanty will distroy all.

Anyone Can Piss On The Floor, Be A Hero...Shit On The Ceiling.

Proud member of the hobum posse
 
uncertainty is the key that brings hobos and bums together!! not knowing what will happen is the glue that holds all it together!

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
im up for doin funny shit up at my resort

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
well here's how i see it. i'm gonna do funny shit anyways, so why not have a posse of other people on the internet that do the same thing? as for calling ourselve hobos and bums; it's just heritage. that's how the posse started out, we can't change it now

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
have you guys checked out the site 'www.bumfights.com' ? so f-in funny....

i'm so loaded right now....

*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse
 
yo slim slim.......yo pogo......we're 2 bums from the town of logo.....

i suggest that we all start a bum rhyming session.

i'll start...

yo slim slim. yo pogo, let's go to the town to get some........(add something rhymes with 'pogo')

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
yes, you are bum worthy SUpilot. welcome.

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
HOLY SHIT!! what happened, im gone for a week and i come back and this forum is trashed. I started this posse as a 'skibum' posse. When I said bum I meant people who go up every chncetey get and go skiing. Im picking up the shit in this posse now! If your not what I just said get out!

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Keep it live 24/7 365

*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse

 
yea, i'm definately a ski bum. i'm on the hill everyday. i'm still in

and enough of this shit about actually being a real fucking bum

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
i cant ski right now..i cant drive..im sick..and nothings open around me

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
then practice your daily rituals of hoboism...it will help you.

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
someone email the bumfight people and tell them about us

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
i nominate you...but we're ski bums, not crack bums

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
nah..im a lazy bum

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
well im still in

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
join together my fellow bums!!!!! we must...do something....that involves.....bum-like..things.......so ya, go bums!

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
why is this thread dying? o

ve tried for so long to keep it alove, but it just doesn't have the heart

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
we could make it our bum dutie to post somthin on it once a day, that would keep it aloft, but out of lazyness, i wont b doin that

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
actually, i normally do post when it's in my threads, but that' just out of post whoriness.

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
Hear ye a bums! I hae made the pilgramage to get this thread back and I return ith great news..........I found it!

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Keep it live 24/7 365

*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse

 
hey, i wasted my 1000th post, so now im going for 2000

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
i know damnit and you didn't even waste it in my thread!!! it's alright, we can aim for 2000 together

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
welcome my fellow bums to the first annual bum counsel, gather and discuss variuos bum-like things.

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
ive decided that when im older i wanna become almost exactly like the 'snowboard' bum on out cold, thatd b my ideal retirment

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
and another thing, i forgot to unviel the mysteries of myself, well looks like u guys are in the dark for the next couple of months

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
i wanna be like pig-pen, except on skis, not a giant dildo

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
yes.....ok.....

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
guess what bums?!?!

i'm gonna get about 6 inches of snow tonight!!

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
well i got 4 inches last night...theres hope for me yet!!!! jk but we did get the snow and our forecast says snow everyday and night untill about like next saturday

go upstate new yorkers

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
well i didn't get the 6 they called for, we only got like 2

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
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