The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air got a high schooler from PA arrested

And I'd like to take a minute just sitten right there, to tell how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
 
They're 10 and have never seen it.

And FUCKING EPIC!

Accidental trollolollollol.

Kid is a boss. I'd happily pay his bail if he was still locked up.

 
Reminds me of

Now this is the story all about how

My sex life got flipped turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you all about the sexual encounter with my cousin affair

In upstate ny born and raised

on the intranets is where I spent most of my days

Chillin out, maxin, relxin all hood

And puffin a blunt of some shit that was good

When a sexy young lady that was dressed like a 7

Came into my life and I thought I was in heaven

I got in one little fuck and realized my goof

When the news came around and I found out the truth

I begged and I pleaded that it all was a lie

Hoped that it was a dream, or that I just got to high

I wanted to hide maybe change my name to paco

because I'd just put my wiener in my cousins pink taco

First though, yo this is bad

I really fucked my life up and I got pretty sad

Is this how all the people of arkansas livin like

Hmm, actually this might just be alright

Then I logged on a computer and went to ns

And when I arrived, I was scared an impressed

For before my eyes there was already a thread

And I thought to myself, man I wish I was dead

I jumped into the thread about 11 or 12

And I yelled to the haters and grabbed some booze from the shelve

Looked in the mirror decided I just didn't fucking care

And that's my whole story, I guess everything's there.
 
what a dumb womanit's a song, and even if it did say shooting up people outside the school there are dozens of songs that actually have lyrics about school shootings. they should probably arrest those guys instead.
 
Kind of lame how they are hiring an attorney, Id just be laughing my ass off and call that receptionist lame for never seeing the fresh prince
 
When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making fun of my morning wood

I sucked one dude's cock and mom got scared.

And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

 
That stupid asshole with the coathanger icon. Abortionator or whatever.

He's a fucking tool though. I have him 0/10. Haven't seen him post in a while, maybe he left for good.
 
I dont know about you guys but i wouldnt be pleased about being arrested for this stupid fucking voicemail, sure he was let go immediatly, but should the cops arrest you on the spot for a fucking voicemail?
 
Cops can do whatever they want now days. Way worse stuff that goes on than getting arrested for a voicemail.

The receptionist called it in as a hysteric potential shooting threat. Rather than let a school get gunned down the cops arrested the kid only to find out the receptionist is a fucking square.
 
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