The fagans secret.

Skiblade420

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Word is thats the Fagans were actually triplets. After the first two were born, a third gaunt creature came out crawling, slicked in dark placenta. Apparently it scurried around on the floor leaving a thick slime behind until it was restrained. You could imagine the sheer fear a mother would have after passing such a monster through her birth canal, so obviously the third Fagan was put up for adoption. I heard that out of jealousy this third brother patrols online forums, screeching his pain, seeking redemption.

I’m sure I don’t need to tell you his name.
 
14268066:GrandThings said:
Approximately what percentage of the time in any given day are you thinking about the Fagan brothers?

Who knows but dark placenta would be a slick name for a mediocre hardcore band.
 
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14268352:theabortionator said:
Who knows but dark placenta would be a slick name for a mediocre hardcore band.

My friends and I started a pseudo-metal band in High School called "Death Fetus of Misery" lol
 
I think their real secret is that the can’t stand each other and actively try to poison each other on a regular basis. May the true alpha twin win.
 
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