The Embarrassment Thread

One time when I was 15, I crashed into a parked car and got a ticket, then I came on Newschoolers and complained about it, but everyone called me an idiot.

Wait...
 
i wiped my ass with poison ivy once... and had to go to the doctors cuz my anus felt like a walnut stuck between my ass cheeks. the most embarrassing part was when i had to tell the female receptionist why i was there, and then again when a female doctor came into the exam room, and again when she had to get a male doctor and then i had to drop trousers. i shoulda just said chemickals got up my butt

inb4 "ur a dumbass for not knowng what poison ivy looks like"

 
Now in embarrassed because you were embarrassed at different thing, but only during a different time period in your life.
 
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