i wiped my ass with poison ivy once... and had to go to the doctors cuz my anus felt like a walnut stuck between my ass cheeks. the most embarrassing part was when i had to tell the female receptionist why i was there, and then again when a female doctor came into the exam room, and again when she had to get a male doctor and then i had to drop trousers. i shoulda just said chemickals got up my butt
inb4 "ur a dumbass for not knowng what poison ivy looks like"