The Crap Files

StriderMG

StriderMG

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This thread is about my shits and other peoples shits, I will begin.

-October 23rd, 10:25 PM - I shatted out about a 9 inch long dookie w/ a very dark brown color, immediatley sank.

Minimal toilet paper necessary.

Feeling afterwards: a little let down

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
3:55 PM, 10/24/02 - bout 6 inches long and 1.5 inches wide, light brown and kinda stinky. took 2 fuckin flushes to get it down!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
-October 24th 6:30 PM - Medium sized shit, normal consistency except for last firth came out wuite runny, you'll find out tomorrow if diarreah is on the way.

-Average amount of Tp used, no shit on fingers.

-Feeling: Much Lighter, a little soiled...

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
7:30 October 25th: A definite green color, through past experience, I suspect linkage to the over consumption of 'Guacachips'. About half foot long, and took 2 wipes, both came clean. I think I might cut back on the guacachips.

Western Militia for sure
 
squingy. no width or length but about a cup and a half. took about 15 minuts. excessive TP used. stank like a motha fucker. afterwords. felt wet and gooey.

Proud Member Of the HoBum Posse
 
Very hard like a brick. About 4 inches. And 2 inches wide. Hurt like a mother to get out but came clean. Feeling: like giving birth to a child. No fun

 
Nov. 2nd 9:00 - waiting to buy pearl jam tickets so i couldn't leave the computer to crap

9:17 - finally get tickets and crap

about 1.5 inches around and 9-10 inches long, broke up on entry into the bowl.

fair amount of TP use

feeling afterwards - i was just happy to have gotten tix and not crapped my pants!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
Nov. 2nd 3:30 PM- got up to make a squichy treat in the toliet. came out clean as a whisel. and was about 10-11 inches long. and about 1' around.

Feeling: felt like butta

 
November 2 6:40PM... Soft shit, 10-13'' long, 2'' diameter. 2nd smaller piece after, 3'' long.

Very little tp used.

after: hurts like a bitch, can't sit down well

-Grant

Chicken Wang?
 
November 9th, 6pm ish, very normal shit except excessive time to shat it out, able to read 2 sports illustrated articles during time necessary

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
9:42

crap is average a few moderate turds, it was about a minute and a half before last turd dropped , took 5 wipes for it to be clean

-=BeNjI0=-

the snozberrys taste like snozberrys!!
 
if you read most of the files you'd see that most everyone comments on the amount of TP used to clean ones bung-hole

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
6:60

YWas a long one. About 14 inches unbroken. It was tight. A greenish hue with bits of broen speckles. Minimal Tp needed. Overall very sucessful.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
I took 4 shits in one day a while ago. is that a record?

I was born on planet earth

a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time

now it's time to watch it die.
 
i was back packing up on vancouver island all last week and the last day i had to take the biggest dump. i ran across a little out house on the trail (don't know why is was there) but i started taking a dump and the floor started squeeking i thought i was gonna fall through

true story

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
god damn that would've been the best story EVER had it happened....without it it was pointless.

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be aware, ski with care
 
August 20- 5:42 pm- 1 very long log, 1 short one, and 1 that floated. the others sank... very satisfying

 
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