The cops got me

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keukawake

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I was having a rave in my room at keuka college, The fire alarm was set off because we had a fog machine going. I was caught underage drinking an i had a bong. does any one know what charges i could be facing?

 
anal revagings, over and over again till your face turns brown and shit oozes out your ears..... its true, it happened to one my friends and now hes a full time homosexual

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
was it by campus security or did the cops come to your room??

and it all depends on the rules of your school...you might only get on houseing probabtion and you'll probably have to hit up some alcohol classes

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
You were having a rave in the dorm room... What you and your 2 butt buddies?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
HAHAHA MELVS, i don't know why but that made me burst out in laughter

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Thats nucking futs!
 
underage consumption and perafiniala (sp?) and possibly an MIP (minor in possetion) and prolly some more, those are the main things you'll get i would imagine

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
haha u'll prolly just get like a minor in posseison or somthing...i dont know ur school but my friend got caught with simlar stuff and he just had to do community service

 
dorm room rave! haha!

actually ...there is quite a big party called 'doubledecker' in a former air raid bunker under a dorm complex in Slovakia. they ahd it last week and it was quite intense from what I've heard (my friends who were smart enough to stay in europe for college went tehre)

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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Useless Fact of the Moment:

'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
did you have techno blaring.

(zach)

HOMER - im gonna go warm up the car

MARGE - they've only thrown one pitch

HOMER - and it sucked.
 
you ought to get the chair for having a fog machine rave in a dorm room. were you flipping the lightswitch real fast too?

 
they wanted to teach you a lesson for playing the Night at the Roxbury soundtrack.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
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