The Blurred Chronicles-Episode One

you are fresh out of dare huh? and probably only ski with 15 year olds. well most responsible adults i know always have road beers. you arent at a frat party funneling pbrs down while driving/. its just like replacing coffee, with beer, and more beer.
 
My sarcasm meter is damaged at best, because I couldn't tell if they were legitimately skiing park, or taking the piss?
 
He does have a point.
Honestly, with the risks of getting caught drinking and driving....what is the point?
 
Obviously most of you missed the point. WE WERE HAVING FUN!

We aren't here to try and be the most badass suburban gangsters. We ski to have fun. No snow in the backcountry? We will go try some wacky stuff on rails. Sorry you didn't get it.
 
you guys are being idiots

take a fucking joke, just because he was dicking around in the park doesn't mean he was legitimately hating on park skiing, he was just pointing out one of the funnier aspects of that type of skiing...do you guys really not realize that a lot of the time you look rather silly?

lighten up, what's not to like about a bunch of guys having fun skiing
 
One of my friends was hit by a drunk driver at a pedestrian crossing, and was paralysed from the neck down. He has to have 24 hour care, and can do nothing for himself. A week after it happened, he told me that he wished he had been killed, instead of being forced to live like he has to. The police said that had the driver not been drunk, he would have slowed down in time to miss him.

Probably why I found this video so hilarious...
 
I would also like to make clear that we are NOT making fun of the Traveling Circus. We have watched every episode of the circus many many times. Its the best shit out right now. Period. Look at the Blurred Chrons as an homage to those guys.
 
You couldn't handle it over there u little bitch,
2nd off Anyone who is concerned about having 1 road soda is a pussy cuz they can't hold there booze
3rd off good job, namely the Global warming shit
 
having some road beers is different from driving while drunk...i assume they know their limits

i don't generally condone drinking and driving in general, but i really wouldn't call this drunk driving

i guess this thread is proof why ns gets such a bad rap
 
Sure people have road sodas. People that post them in videos on the internet seem to think that road sodas are super "cool" and that they need to broadcast their drinking and driving habits.
And before SICKGNARGNAR says something about how I need to lighten up because drinking and driving is just so fun, show a little respect. Drinking and driving is one of those "funs" that can ruin the lives of other people, unlike sucking in the park and expecting props.
 
there's a reason they're called road sodas...having 2 beers over the course of like a half hour is not gonna impair you in any way unless you redefine the term lightweight...which i don't think these guys are since they stomp 80 foot road gap lincolns...manly as fuck

its not the best idea but it's not like they got hammered and filmed themselves plowing into groups of small children singing about how much they love life
 
That lincoln did not looked stomped, but it could have been. My problem isn't that they had two beers and drove, my problem is that they put it in an edit for the internet...which means they think its cool and they need to broadcast how cool they are by drinking and driving.
 
How many people do you see walk home from the bar? They all usually drive...just because they drink a few in the bar and drive doesn't make them any different than someone drinking one in their car.

NS is full of little faggy kids that get bent off a single beer, and parrot the last thing they heard from MADD.

I suggest you quit being such a goody-2-shoes faggot.
 
beers immediately follow skiing regardless of location...sometimes it has to be in a car

and the lincoln was stomped to the best of my knowledge
 
Yup, that is why EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the park looks like a cross between a homeless person and a gang banger. Because that is how to look different and EVERY 12 YEAR OLD WANTS TO LOOK THAT WAY!!

oh wait...
 
I don't have a huge problem with people drinking a beer or two in the car after skiing. Just putting it in the edit was retarded.
Calling people faggots is so awesome by the way. Great vocab.
 
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