The big question

[mattybaums]

So you got a new girlfriend right. She's fun, pretty, just all round perfect. You hangout a few times, start to romanticly fondle eachother, suddenly the big question comes into your head.

Will her pussy taste nice?

You know you can't date a girl who doesn't care about your taste buds. On the other hand, you really like this girl. She talks about skiing with you, she has fun friends, she isn't too needy and doesn't mind when you hangout with your boys.

You finally start kissing her, slowly progressing southward. You reach the belly button, the skin around it is smooth and soft, you still don't catch a whiff of anything that would cause you discomfort. Finally you reach the glorified region and sensitive skin. You slowly stimulate the cliterus with sensual movements of your tongue. The smell is something only possible in heaven. You have found the girl, the girl who possesses every positive attribute, every attractive personality trait, even a nether region that smells like a mix of your favorite candies.

What is the worst experience with female genitalia on NS?

 

[DirtYStylE]

This one night I was having one of the best experiences. I was almost elbow deep and I was getting this strange tingling sensation. Soon my hand was in excruciating pain. I realized that I still had on my VR goggles and I stuck my hand in a vat of acid. I had to type this with one hand

 

[iced]

This one night I was having one of the best experiences. I was almost elbow deep and I was getting this strange tingling sensation. Soon my hand was in excruciating pain. I realized that I still had on my VR goggles and I stuck my hand in a vat of acid. I had to type this with one hand

ayo what the fuck i did the same thing yesterday

 

[Young_patty]

What is the worst experience with female genitalia on NS?

Gonna take the high road and NOT say OP’s mom.

cause the worst was by far OP’s sister.

 

[gbola]

idk about the worse, but the best is definitely peeing in her butt

 

[Juan1325]

This one night I was having one of the best experiences. I was almost elbow deep and I was getting this strange tingling sensation. Soon my hand was in excruciating pain. I realized that I still had on my VR goggles and I stuck my hand in a vat of acid. I had to type this with one hand

Emmmmmm Ok

 

[GayWolf420]

This one night I was having one of the best experiences. I was almost elbow deep and I was getting this strange tingling sensation. Soon my hand was in excruciating pain. I realized that I still had on my VR goggles and I stuck my hand in a vat of acid. I had to type this with one hand

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Juan1325]

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[DirtYStylE]

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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