the best and why.

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copy and paste this into a post and fill it out. who do you think is the best skier out there?

skiers name:

best at what terrian:

best tricks:

craziest shit you've seen them do:

horray for fun.
 
skiers name: Jon Olsson

best at what terrian: Park and Pipe

best tricks: Switch Misty 9, Dspin 9

craziest shit you've seen them do: Switch Misty 9 at windells, sick run at US Open and X Games Superpipe

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skiers name: Candide Thovex

best at what terrian: park, pipe

best tricks: flairs, rodeo 7s, d-spins

craziest shit you've seen them do: cork 5 over 100ft hip, dspin 7 over chads

Have you ever seen 2 ducks fight?

I have and its really funny
 
skiers name: seth morrison

best at what terrian: big mountain

best tricks: rodeo 720

craziest shit you've seen them do: rodeo 720 off 80+ foot cliff

 
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skiers name: Philou Poirier

best at what terrian: half pipe

best tricks: switch back flips and inverted 9's in the pipe

craziest shit you've seen them do: Switch backs in US freeskiing Open Big Air!

 
skiers name: Bobby Fenton

best at what terrian: Everything

best tricks: Turning them

craziest shit you've seen them do: Avoid the spotlight

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skier: dave pauls

best at: sex

best trick ye can do: backflips(hahaha u suck dave)

sickest trick I,ve seen him threw: air over a rainbow rail or a corked 5 to getting hurt in tha woods

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skiers name: Shawn Howard

best at what terrian: Park

best tricks: Unnaty Flatty 7, Switch Cork Spins both ways.

craziest shit you've seen them do: Switch Rodeo 9 on the mammoth 80

this kid was peps roomate the past season.. and is arguably a better skier than pep.

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
skiers name: Doug Bishop and/or Will Bray

best at what terrian: Doug - probably best at racing actually. Will - the bunny hill

best tricks: Doug - doing suprisingly good in competitions just because he didn't fall. Will - he can make your virginity dissapear faster than Poland was taken over in World War Two

craziest shit you've seen them do: Doug - Will's mom. Will - Doug's mom.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

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howard was tha one rippinmg tha rails in scandalous??? if yes, I really admire the way dhe jib

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whoever said candide, you're forgetting to list his switch underflip, which is one of the sickest tricks ive ever seen.

he does it with a tail grab and its fuckin so smooth

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it took long enough to figure out a regular underflip, now he's doing them switch? is that what he did on the last jump at the open slopestyle? it looked weird but cool, I need to see it again

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yeah, sean kicks some real ass. and he can help with your skiing. waahhooo.

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me 'DIRTY HELL!'

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i duno bout the us open, ive just seen him do a couple corks tehre, but maybe.

but in teh new volume he throws one, its nuts

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skiers name: JF Cusson

best at what terrian: park

best tricks: flatspn 9 i guess

craziest shit you've seen them do: Fucking huge 1080 safety at mammoth 2000 gravity games

 
skiers name: Jon Ollson

best at what terrian: Park Pipe

best tricks: Cork 9 in pipe

craziest shit you've seen them do: Switch corked 10 at Windells - it was sick

 
skiers name: Vinnie Dorion

best at what terrian: Park

best tricks: switch cork 1080 mute, underflips...

craziest shit you've seen them do: Switch cork 1080 mute at the 2002 X-Games

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