The Asshole Test

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'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
I got a 10. Damn Titanic.

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
^So... wouldn't that be ten, then? Parked in a Hanicapped spot = 5 points + another five for not being handicapped yourself.

I got an 80. Eh. I...

...laughed once during Saving Private Ryan.

...have told an anorexic girl she was fat (little sister).

...often think about driving through a crowd of people (especially the elderly... It'd be benefitting society by getting rid of a bunch of idiot drivers).

...have encouraged a 'suicidal' person to go through with it (he was a self-mutilator, and I got sick of the bull shit... of course he never did; he just wanted attention).

...have cut in front of old people. Anyone on this site who denies ever doing so is lying.

...have parked in a handicapped spot when I wasn't handicapped (I do it often at the DMV, of all places; my mom works there).

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)


 
I don't need no fucking test!

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
125. all things considering, thats not that bad.

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ya, and i have special secret speed steeze - brz

you drink faster than a hurricane - cc
 
GhostDragon got a 50.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)


 
aside from snowchick you're all pussies. 135

a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
 
i got 140

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
^ i have great asshole potential yaaay

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
100

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
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