The 99%

[Davin]

99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 17 and i am trying my best to become a horse. the 26th of december im traveling to the wide open fields of Texas to hopefully learn from the best horses. Being a horse means a lot to me.

I´ve just about started my training. I have just nailed horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and shaved my hair to a horse mane. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.

Please, it means alot to me! Thanks.

 

[Porsntar]

trolling?

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

or just stupid

 

[.AR6rider.]

I am the one percent...that thinks this is a fantastic idea!

 

[.squirrely.]

OCCUPY THE WIDE OPEN FIELDS OF TEXAS!!!!

 

[cubber]

Occupy this horse!!!!!

 

[ORDEAL]

I support you!!! Follow your dreams. Try to find an attachable tail. Or grow one

 

[derpina]

 

[SeanTom]

what the fuck am i reading?
OCCUPY HORSES(?)

 

[Finnbear]

Awesome idea! Why didn't I think of that?!?!

 

[.Apex.]

I understand the urge but what ever you do when you get down there don't let a cowboy ride you

 

[FRussellVisual]

Im among the first of human kind to be accepted into the horse community. I've already adapted to the locals culture and night life. I have to say, if you like horse pussy, this is the lifestyle for you.

 

[TOAST.]

Do all the other horses laugh at you because your penis is 1/10 of the size of theirs?

 

[Montville57]

Why couldn't the pony sing? It was a little horse... Yes fuck you

 

[FRussellVisual]

They laugh at me because its bigger than theirs.

 

[DGski]

congrats bra

 

[-GL-]

First thing that came to my mind was the part of stepbrothers where their dad wanted to be a dinosaur hahah

 

[Doug.Dimmadome]

Holy copy pasta from youtube batman!

 

[Chompo.]

this thread makes complete sense.

 

[TheMartian]

I lost.. +k

 

[soulskier]

life will get better, promise

 

[caturdaze]

threads hahaha, I tried to turn in to an horse one time, and I could never quite get it right......

 

[WestWoods]

Fucck a horse be a platypus!

 

[84west]

 

[Bateman]

you see this is what happens when pictures like this appear online.