The "3 words you'll never hear together" thread

[KRASHED]

Funny concept on one of the radio shows this morning. Simply pick three words you will never hear together.

ex. Leafs win cup

Goverment lowers taxes

etc etc

 

[45.]

"I am gay"

not saying i am

 

[*i<3snow*]

pregnant new born.

 

[Mod]

KKK loves blacks

 

[*i<3snow*]

newborn is one word...

Pregnant newborn baby**

 

[Eazy_Eags]

"I play football"

 

[MistaFab]

"black people ski"

 

[Nivrittam]

white people jump

 

[freestyler540]

Bush resigns office

Palestine peace Israel

 

[Sno.]

im a snowblader!

 

[Steezysmurf]

this exact-thread rules

 

[newschooler7]

Hahah. Gotta love NS. Already more than half the responses are racist. Whatever, ill join.

Black People Free.

 

[Sno.]

oh wait nevermind cause someone might say that to me....how about "i love traffic"

 

[Mod]

1080ski is intelligent

 

[golf]

I hate newschoolers

I hate skiing

got any meth?

 

[Sno.]

haha, good one.

 

[bangarangmules]

hey snoop says he wants to ski

 

[Sno.]

really? i dont know if you're quoting lyrics or something, i dont know all of snoops lyrics. but, skiing is also a term for snorting coke. just to throw that out there...

 

[killabees]

black, white, supremisis

fuck yo chappelles show

 

[III]

canada rocks out

i hate puppies

hot 90 year-old

oprah isn't black

I love atm

 

[killabees]

jews give money

 

[Sno.]

dead baby soup

 

[couchskier]

"that tasted good" (after a girl swallows)

 

[KillerMonkey]

i knew it

 

[45.]

ahh u little cheater you cut the rest of my post..... touche...your a thinker

 

[user098123]

snobunny is hot

:-o haha jk

 

[timmi]

timmi's not hot

 

[FUUUCK]

not song lyrics...let me show you the video brb...

 

[MrLevel]

this sounds boring but... how do you know it doesn't taste good?

"I am drunk"

really, I allways refuse to admit that

 

[45.]

umm well unless you wanna prove him wrong just let it be

 

[miker92]

i saw one last saturday!!!!!! first time ever and ive been skiing for 10 years

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

hitler was jewish

 

[Jay31]

willie aint hi

as in nelson

 

[dweezileast]

lateralis is dead

 

[Sno.]

!

 

[steezyjibber]

ban

 

[steezyjibber]

No Pole Steeze

 

[MrLevel]

no, when you're really drunk you don't want to prove anyone anything, someone who claimes he's drunk is lying. Well maybe I should have said Wasted instead of drunk

Snobunny is hot! (woops these words did get into one sentence)

 

[eheath]

reliable apple ipod

GTA on wii

Big skys sick park

hi8 is quality

unbreakable moto razr

cheap cellphone bill

no underage drinking

 

[KRASHED]

I like the first one lol

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

good women drivers?

 

[Sno.]

CrazedSkier getting laid?

 

[eheath]

good asian drivers

 

[45.]

[e]Heath is skinny

 

[killabees]

ur banning powers dont work on me wizard. im wearing a lvl 37 cloak

 

[eheath]

Yeah good one! I also like:

our_finest_hour is original

our_finest_hour is witty

Dipshit.

 

[N.Diddy]

asians ski good

thall is gay

 

[Jibbin_the_717]

but they do snowboard

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

snobunny get the fuck over yourself, oops thats more than three

 

[cobra_commander]

hahaha, actualy technicaly he would have been qualified as having'jewish blood' by the standards the nazi's used.

and I am preety sure no one on this site will ever say: rynos not gay.

 

[WONTON]

funny? u think just cuz the white guys beat asians in the slow and the lame that u guys drive so much better