Thank you Saga

[000000000000]

The other night I was chillin with my buds, and roastin a bowl. We were all trippin on some psilocybin, and discussing the awe of existance at a smoke spot near our university. The bowl was cashed out, and we all started walking back to campus. Soon, we were at the trail entrance and the university police ordered us out of the woods. They accuse us of consuming weed, and procede to line us up and pat our persons down. ( This is the part that is relevent to the title) One cop pats me down and goes right over my stash, she couldn't feel it. If it hadn't have been for the anomie jacket design, I would have gotten a p.o.d.d and tons of fines. Shout out, thanks guys!!!

 

[grapejuice3000+]

if it wasn't for drugs, this thread would never exist!

 

[tcurle]

Awesome

 

[_Garagely_]

Are anomies designed for stuff like this? That would be sick if they are.

 

[Anathema]

if it werent for the internet, we never would never have never known what a thread was!

 

[Royal-bamboo]

You wear your ski jacket to school?

 

[000000000000]

It was night time, and shrooms make you cold as fuck.

 

[grapejuice3000+]

they are designed so you stay dry on the ski slope and are not a super idiot like you.

 

[J-Evs]

you are the fucking man

 

[Flyon]

Unless you sport the xxxxxl jacket there should be no reason to have 2 different jackets, unless you live in cali or somethng...

 

[snakerton]

Wait... why did let them pat you down? They didn't have cause I assume. If they did why didn't you run away?

 

[boo10159]

We get that you don't like weed. Stop being a buzz kill on good threads.

 

[boo10159]

We get that you don't like weed. Stop being a buzz kill on good threads.

 

[boo10159]

Gahh. Stupid mobile reposting crap.

 

[.Hugo.]

This is a good thread? Are you drunk? Did your mom drop you on your head as a baby? ARe your eyes permanently crossed? Does your head happen to be inserted into your rectum?

 

[jblaski]

I took a drug test for work last week. And passed. Because I don't do drugs. My story is better.

 

[boo10159]

I was referring to one he killed five minutes earlier.. ..

 

[SFB]

druuuoooooggggsss are bad for yah boy.

 

[.Hugo.]

Then post it in that thread you dingus

 

[boo10159]

I posted in all of them, you dingus

 

[.Hugo.]

So I was wrong in my first post, you actually have FAS

 

[boo10159]

Fas?

 

[Petey.]

inb4 Saga

 

[.Hugo.]

Confirmed

 

[boo10159]

I'd like to know what that means so I can fix my problem

 

[.Hugo.]

It's when you lather your b hole with peanut butter and let the stray dog in the alley lick it out

 

[000000000000]

They said we were in a known drug area, and were trespassing on private land. Guess the owners of the shack got irritated with people smoking. Wish I could have run, but I broke my patella, and at the time was wearing a knee brace.

 

[Kratotalaga]

How the fuck didn't they feel the bowl in the patdown. And as you were being told to come out of the woods, drop your shit. If your with a bunch of friends they can't watch all of you at once. If they go back to look they can't put whatever you dropped on you unless they saw you drop it. Any semi-decent cop is going to find drugs/bowl in a patdown unless its a really small bag, or its by your balls or buttcrack

 

[Heart]

clearly the the real person to thank here is based god

 

[Lukerski]

I thought it was gonna be something along the lines of she complemented you on your jacket and started making out wiht you

 

[newnewschool]

She couldn't feel your stash?? Must be pretty small...

 

[Jane6]

Qfe

 

[Andy_H]

Take this story to r/trees it will be well reviewed

 

[chill_davis]

this wouldn't have happened if you didn't touch yourself at night

 

[SkiThe603]

YEAH DRUGS >>>>>>>>>>>>> DRUGS

 

[howlongcanausern]

so 6 months ago

 

[k-rob]

wtf is anomie i'm too lazy to google