Thank you Bloom for saving my testicles

[BBurt]

First off, the pair of Bloom upward pants that I purchased for myself this year are incredible. I only truly realized how special they are today. As is the usual I was lapping with my friends. We stopped after a jump line to scope out the rails and I suggested that a 50-50 on the flat-up would be sick. I then decided if my friend could do it, so could I. He somehow managed to do it (god fucking knows how), and it was my turn. As you could guess I nutted myself pretty hard, or I would have if it were not for the pants that I were wearing. I hit nuts first, but because of how I sagged my pants the pants took all of the blow and I assumed I had ripped the shit out of them. But after rolling over I realized that not only were my precious lemons safe and sound, but my pants hadn't even torn a bit. And for that, I thank Bloom for allowing me to have children in the future.

 

[JahLiam]

Amen

 

[bleevus]

Everyone go buy Bloom.

 

[gaper-raper]

ahmet has a trick tip for hitting urban and this is the first thing he talks about i believe? eye trip maybe?

 

[[BoatsNHoes]]

this exact same thing has happened to me twice in my bloom upward pants

 

[SPUTnik.]

Gear appreciation belongs in gear talk mr. Burt

 

[AnthonyWalsh]

after dark

 

[skiersupreme]

seriously though. awesome brand and an awesome team

 

[WaffleMaster]

I'm trying to contemplate how this is physically possible.

Someone explain.

 

[-MK-]

u r dum .

 

[SassySloth]

You don't sound hesh, go home.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

I'm envisioning an anti-nutting webbing strip that runs from boot to crotch to boot. Someone make this.

 

[Static]

i heard Arcade was developing ski manacles

 

[WaffleMaster]

Seriously though, wouldn't it just push the sagging pants up, right into the testiballs?

I guess if you made enough tension on the waste by spreading your legs... But even then I don't think you could create enough tension to stop a rail.

 

[BBurt]

Uh

 

[ndye]

testicles are over rated anyhow, most of us use them less than we would like to.

 

[Zimmy]

I just checked out those pants, and unless you had armor in your groin area, I doubt those pants did diddly squat. Sag is just like a scrotum.

 

[BBurt]

"Ass out balls deep"

 

[gravel]

You're only cool if you ride Bloom.

 

[pmw]

if riding in bloom is cool...you can call me myles davis

 

[Huck_Norris]

*if you pee in your Blooms

 

[ndye]

Beginning of the end

 

[Mr.Huck]

How about taking it to the next level and adding springs so it's like a tramp. You could intentionally nut yourself, bounce back up and swap. This would open up a whole new dimension of rail tricks.

 

[steezywannabeezy]

Well that's the longest no balls confession I've ever read.

 

[Mr.Huck]

Forgot to mention : NB4 Jim requests $$$ reward for saving OP's junk.

 

[S.Ki]

relevant:

Everyone sag their pants for gods sake.

 

[Moosen]

It's easy when your balls haven't dropped yet!

 

[bleevus]

Thats what I'm saying.

 

[gravel]

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