Terrible head expirence

Mr.Sloth

Mr.Sloth

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So today I recieve the worst head I have ever had. Most uncomfortable thing on earth. It started out nice enough, but progressed to use of teeth, and went downhill from there.

I couldnt stand the biting so i suggest she deep throat me. As she attempted this, she burped, and threw up a little on my dick (I only figured this out until later).

After 10 minutes of agony I practically made myself cum, and proceeded to run away. I then noticed the shit on my dick, and freaked out.

Worst afternoon of my life.

What stories do you have?

 
Thread title lead me to think you were talking about a head ache (idk why)

Needless to say I was slightly confused halfway through reading...
 
the girl i dated last summer was a deepthroat queen, but every once in a while i'd get a little too familiar and give her head a shove and she'd chomp down. that shit wasn't fun. well, it was, but not when it'd leave little red blood bruise marks on the base of my shaft for a few days. owwwwww.
 
So I just got out of the shower and was drying off when my girlfriend pulls me onto the bed and starts going down on me, which is an awesome way to cap off a shower. Things are going fantastic as usual. I orgasm, the heaven's part, birds sing songs of cheer, cue The Circle of Life.

My beloved girlfriend picks the towel up off the floor that I was drying off with to clean up my naughty bits, and im still in orgasmic bliss. It get's hazy and confusing after this, but I remember hearing a scream and feeling immense pain.

Apparently a spider had crawled own the towel while she was cleaning my dick, so her reaction was to punch the spider has hard as humanly possible.

TLDR; Got blowjob, spider ran across towel during post-blowjob wipe down, girlfriend punched dick.

 
One time I was getting this blow job...

...and I came, she swallowed, and overall it was a really enjoyable experience.
 
whes she stops before i cum.

and one time i was havin a lil trouble gettin it up thanks to too much coke, and after 30 mins of gagging on my 60% hard cock she puked, not the best experience haha\

 
i got head while driving a couple days ago and i had such an intense finish i felt like i was gonna pass out

i don't know what happened. it was awesome
 
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Once this girl was giving me head and right as I came, she coughed and all the cum shot back all over my dick and balls.

fuck.
 
But why would you try that hard to smell your own dick at all, let alone after someone threw up on it?
 
PERHAPS IT WAS VERY POTENT, AND HE COULD SMELL IT JUST BY LOOKING AT IT.

IF I WERE A GIRL I WOULD SNIFF MY VAGINE (IF IT'S POSSIBLE) BEFORE GOING OUT JUST IN CASE.

GOOD THING MY DICK NEVER SMELLS.
 
Just tell her less teeth more tounge. Girls don't know what gets you off, and those girl magazines or whatever the fuck they give the most stupid advice.
 
A girl puked on my friends dick. Like straight up hurled all over it. She was deliriously drunk and going down on the guy, and just vomited all over his schlong. He ran home from the party and took 2 showers hahahaha
 
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