Tell me someone saw cops tonight

Sno.

Sno.

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Dude...so I'm watching cops, and they're investigating this break-in, and the guys that own the house are so ridiculously hilarious, and i was like...now THIS is the best episode of cops ever.

But then!!! this woman cop gets a phone call that a bicyclist has been hit by a car. so she shows up and theres this car thats off of the road in the trees. the driver is some indian woman who is like "i was going straight, i didnt turn i was going straight", so the cop asks her if there was someone on a bicycle, and she's like "no no bicycle" so they're sitting there talking about getting her car towed, when this 14 year old black kid comes stumbling out of the woods with both shoes missing covered in blood. and the cops are like "WTF?! where did you come from?!!!!!", and the kid cant remember ANYTHING! and the woman denies hitting him, and the kid cant remember what he had for lunch that day. Then he find his shoe in her bumper.

Then some witness comes over and is like, yeah she hit him at like 45 miles per hour and he flew 10 feet in the air into the forest.

JEEZ! what the hell!?

OH! and its still on and its getting better
 
My favorite one is where the cops go over to this house on a "domestic disturbance" call and they find an abandoned house that has a huge pig living in it. Then they talk to some kids and they start talking about how the pig "comes and goes as it pleases" and it had a dog that was its buddy but then they had a fight and the dog left or something like that.

i guess you have to see it.
 
How bout the one where the dude takes off out of his car after a high speed chase. runs right into the cop shop..
 
I saw a clip of this one episode where a cop is driving behind this guy without his lights on or anything, and the guy just starts throwing bags of drugs out his window cause he thinks the cop is gunna get him, and this street is littered with all kinds of drugs and the guy would have never been busted.

I saw another one wand the cop is asking this guy if he had been doing drugs that night, and the guy says no officer, and he forgot, he had a joint resting on his ear. The cop pulls out the joint, and he asks the guy what it is, I forgot what he said though
 
Cops is awesome, I saw this one episode where a cop was chasing a motorcycle, and the bike went to drive on railroad tracks. The cop car tried to follow him and obviously got stuck on the tracks and couldn't move, while the motorcycle got away... that cop what a freakin idiot hahaha. To make it better, the cop then hears a train in the distance and starts freaking out, desperately trying to move his car, and then sees it coming down the same tracks he was on hahah.. his reaction was so priceless. It ended up going on different tracks, and then there was another false alarm with a train coming... finally some back-up came and helped him get off the tracks, and they were all making fun of him - I'm pretty sure that cop will never live it down
 
I watched one episode where the cops showed up to a house and there is a woman shot to death in her kitchen. Then they go into another room and find a baby shot in the head in it's crib. They then see the father sitting next to the crib shot in the head also with blood all over the wall behind him. He killed himself after killing his family.
 
Yeah, the baby was face down and the blurred the spots where he got shot but they showed it. The cops were all in shock and one of them made a statement saying that this is why cops want to quit or kill themselves.
 
i saw one that had a guy with a hostage in a room on the first floor of a 2 story motel. as a precaution, he covered the 2 of them in gasoline so that he could light it all on fire if the cops stormed in. Then, he came halfway out the window to yell at the cops, and dropped his cig on himself, light himself on fire, and ran out the door on flames, but because he had a gun, and he ran right at the cops, they shot him. it was outrageous. and i swear this was truely on cops.

 
i like the one where the guy has the joint behind his ear and hes tryin to argue with the cops about how he doesnt have any weed with him and he hasnt been smokin
 
The best one I saw was this jacked black dude, naked in a poor Atlanta suburb, super pissed-off, smashing fences and shit. I think he was high on Meth. It took 6 large male officers and 1 female officer to bring him down...the dude was a beast.
 
i saw one where a lady called the cops because she didnt get paid enough while selling another lady meth
 
i saw an episode of cops were the cop pulled over some camaro and had the two guys sitting on the curb. and this person driving by was rubber necking and slammed into a bicycler, the dude got shot like 30 feet in the air off his bike. shit was nutz
 
i saw one where there was a drunk guy in a bar sitting down and he went into a hallway and the cops folowed him. he then started hiting ther walls saying "im a jedi night" and the cops tazered him. it was sooo funny
 
It's funny how with most routine traffic stops on that show, you never actually see what provokes the cop to pull the car over. And then most of the time, the person that gets out of the car is a minority
 
i saw this one. they pulled over this car for an expired sticker and shit like that. the cops trying to act like a total bigshot and gets them to stand beside the car with there hands on it. THen all of the sudden you hear the sound of break and this guy flys into the picture. THe cop called in backup. A car had hit a guy who was on a bike. so funny.
 
i saw that one too, and those fat chicks were freakin out as the cop was asking them questions. that dude got fucked up. he was just lying and moaning on the ground.

 
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