Tell-A-Story

[BootySpunk.]

Ok each person write one sentance and we will try to make a legit story............I'll start.........I was walking down the street......

 

[ShredBetty]

and saw my ex walking towards me...

 

[Hannah.]

..he slapped me and told me to use the searchbar

 

[BootySpunk.]

I said "Fuck I fail at searchbar "

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Then I looked across the street and saw..

 

[jimmer]

a drunk rabbi. the end.

 

[BootySpunk.]

You bastard! lol

 

[Barf.]

You killed Kenny!!!

 

[no_steeze]

and then getting shown up by me but not actually, i suck, the end

 

[zylstra]

i said holy fuck and then took off my pants

 

[Dylan_]

and a squierreal can over and licked your "nuts"

 

[duckets.]

Then i put my pants back on, wiped off my wet and salty nuts, and then proceded to walk down the street.

 

[word-sauce]

*Azz*'s butthole was

 

[Prime]

puckerd

 

[no_steeze]

but ready to be banged like a hammer

 

[word-sauce]

iJib and no_steeze like to ______________ together.

 

[no_steeze]

iJib and no_steeze like to...post on an internet ski forum...together

 

[word-sauce]

naked

 

[fragglemuffin]

and i walked over and asked him how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of Alta.

 

[no_steeze]

chyea, honestly tell me your pants are on right now....

 

[mellifluous]

he said, "you fucktard!" and slapped me in the face. so i ran to my house and locked the door.

 

[mellifluous]

i meant to quote fragglemuffin anyway whoopz

 

[Prime]

i turned around and he was behind me

 

[thatsG]

then he looked down and saw he had a squirrel hanging from his dick

 

[BootySpunk.]

I don't wanna misquote this fuck haha but ouch man that ain't cool!

 

[charmander]

and said "get back in the ktchen"

 

[DBeck]

good story hansel, (claim first to say)

 

[salomon097]

then i put on my robe and wizards hat...

 

[snwbrdmilf]

^ It's 'Cool story Hansel'

^^ and wizard is not pluralized.

 

[BootySpunk.]

and then I charged his ass but...

 

[no_steeze]

ron weasley beat me to it, so...

 

[Silverton]

i fucked your mom

 

[laurence^]

behind the counter at quickie mart

 

[-+Siver+-]

^ was rick astley

 

[ButteredToast.]

NEW STORY!

One time I saw santa pooping on an ice berg...

 

[charmander]

whil masturbating to black person porn

 

[no_steeze]

and deep-throating a corn dog

 

[Reed.S]

ben you silly goose

 

[ButteredToast.]

so we had sex on top of a....

and reed^ this is evan haha.

 

[Foxy_Grandpa]

corn dog

 

[BootySpunk.]

while Santa and the Easter Bunny...

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

ran in a square pattern with several types of mongoose and badgers...

 

[ButteredToast.]

all of which happened to be on meth...

 

[BootySpunk.]

they offered me some...

 

[ButteredToast.]

/thread.

 

[charmander]

i put it in a suppository and insrted it in my...

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Ear. Bad idea. It was stuck, so I...

 

[BootySpunk.]

got some lube from....

 

[no_steeze]

santa's asshole and...

 

[StanMcStanson]

So it flew out the window and landed through the sunroof of Snoop Dogg's limo....

 

[ButteredToast.]

Then he caught it and dropped it like it was hot, but surprisingly, inside was a ...