Teddy Knape is the Champion of the World

nope, really really really ridiculously good looking

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
Teddy Knape is the champion of the universe. I've seen him slay a forty.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
teddy knape is king of the jungle and also has lots of sweet nicknames

' Keep fit and have fun!'
 
i read somewhere in a bathroom stall that he cheated on the SAT's?

i hope someone was joking thats such a low blow

 
are you kidding? he wrote the SATs and MCATs.

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine.
 
teddy knape a.k.a bobby digital,a.ka rupert, aka nigel, a.k.a tedward\tedwin, a.k.a teddy bear hates donkey dicks

 
one time I called Teddy when I was turbo-drunk at 4am in Vegas and left a 5 minute long rambling message on his machine about hookers...and he didnt get mad. What a nice guy.

 
Teddy went to high school in a place where every kid drives a BMW. Teddy didn't drive a BMW.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
Ya Teddwin is most def the champ of the world. He got a hackey player put in his butt and left it there all night. "you think i have an aaaccent" "zaaachs baaack paaack" " that huge dankey dink will through u aff"

 
This one time, I lived on the floor of his castle, on two sofa cushions. Then Ethan came with tales of a painted hippy chariot from Oregon. There were rodeos on GT racers.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
Did I mention he was really really rediculously good looking?

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
i have teddy's copy of wski.. and teddy brews his own beer. how wicked cool is that?

.brooke.

B girl ain't lost the beat

Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet

Gotta keep goin'

No stoppin' me

And if you don't like it, then

La la la la la la la
 
One bad as motha fucka....shut yo mouth

Theory3 Media in association with Poorboyz Productions presents the wonderful sport of skiing and laughter, in SAFETY MEETING. Summer 2005.
 
I met him last night... He seemed really nice but the beer he makes didn't look right... but yay go Teddy!

There's no such thing as bad snow, just bad skiers....Mt. Pilchuck Ski & Sport biatches!
 
wtf whos teddy knape?

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ummm who is he

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
Shit i can see another greg tufflemire situation coming out of this.

Join the homework sharing cult today!
 
TEDDY KNAPE IS THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THE THREAD!!!! Plus if you don't know who teddy knape is by now then nobody is going to tell you, youre just going to have to figure it out for yourself. One time i told teddy that his fly was down and he got really embarassed, another time teddy told us all that he had a crush on a girl....but then he wouldn't tell us who it was, but everyone knows anyway. what a great guy. More nicknames for teddy are, Tour Guide Teddy (Takes it in the ass), and El Supremo Teddaweeeno

ALASKA PRIDE
 
I also heard once that Teddy was declared Boyne Grand Champion, in addition to other regal titles he has earned. For example, his Excellency of Gary Indiana, Supreme Ruler of Uzbekistan, and The Squirrel Master.

 
uhhh... o and yea he has been granted the saint title for helping hungry kids and shit.

Join the homework sharing cult today!
 
is it true that the character captain america, is actually based on him?

i was in the bermuda triangle a few years ago and i overheard a busdriver talking about it

 
Everbody loves Teddy. He's just that fucking rad.

Oates
Reppin' 907

''gnothi seauton (know thyself)''
-Phemonoe/Pythagoras
 
i read in a bathroom stall that hes a direct descendant of zeus himself

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
HAHHAHAHA this is like the biggest inside joke ever!

haha EASTCOASTPRIDE!!! hell yea

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my

life - Lateralis

Quoting Mattman* from Mar 30 2005 7:56:53:

I ask CKO, its trueI almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs ...

 
i farted one time and it sounded like the words teddy knape

upon further investigation it turned out i had mud butt and had to change my underpants

 
Teddy laughs from behind the camera when he's shooting, because he knows he's better.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
Teddy got arrested on a kicker outside of an office building, then named his movie "The State of Michigan vs. Teddy Knape."

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
im not in the joke...im just playing along everyone that posted before me is way too cool for me to have any idea what theyre talking about

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
and then hes like "SPREAD it bitch." and then yous like "okay"

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
one time I bought szechuan beef flavored potato chips, and Teddy ate some. But he didnt like them cuz he said when he burped a few hours later he could still taste them.

 
FOOL! How dare you sully the name of the Grand Emperor of SuperPersia by comparing him to the lowly Teddy Blank! TEDDY KNAPE IS OUR LEADER. We made a cult about it.

... no really, a REAL cult. To worship.

Teddy once won the superbowl using only a zucchini and a loaded doberman.

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When the truth is, I miss you.

Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.

And I�'m tired...

I should not have let you go.
 
teddy saved my life by hitting a rabbit with a nintendo controller when i was choking on a beer bottle cap.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
teddy wears tighty whities and a superman cape, so i let him jump on my bed.

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One time Teddy let me eat breakfast with him... then he took his shirt off and flexed his muscles for me for no reason. but im not complaining

 
teddy use to tickle my toes for hours!! but go mad one day, but we still skipped home.

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