Tall Tees While Dumping

[SHampson]

I've heard all this talk about Tall Tee Tuesday. This brings us to the real question. What are your methods for taking dumps on a day when you're wearing your tall tee? How do you not get that shit in the way?

 

[doublexl]

hmmm lets think about this....

i mean really? go fuck yourself

 

[Number_9]

If I wore a Tall Tee, I'd probably lift it up.

 

[Balto]

lift it up! its not hard

 

[andrew.]

i take the bottom and put it up around my shoulders. it works so far.

 

[Monique*]

liiiffttttt ittt

 

[Jamestown]

Well when I pee, I pull my pants down all the way and pull the tall tee up as high as possible.

 

[Monique*]

hahahaah sexyy

 

[derbski]

whats with all of the hate on this thread, somebody further down as well. Chill out folks.

anyways, if you wanted to be classy, you could hang it up on a hook, if not you can just lift it up.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

 

[B-runge]

stupid

question

?

 

[ChefBoyardee]

pull it up over your head.. acts as a sort of respirator for the nasty dumps

 

[Dirty.Harry.]

mask ftw

 

[triebby]

Real gangstaz piss and shit straight through their tall teez while afterbangin. get learned.

 

[Aton.Jones]

i cut a poop hole in mine

 

[hokkanee]

just get naked. Its super comfortable

 

[Jamestown]

Actually, I take off my tall tee because it is the only piece of cloth big enough to use as a sling and keep my penis out of the toilet.

 

[Funnel]

What a wonderful piece of literature.

 

[Ski4frnt4445]

butters has the answers to all questions

 

[Idahoskier420]

haha i wish check the thread "are tall tees still cool"

 

[Abc567def]

I just shit in my tall T and then buy another one the next day. Seems to be working fine so far

 

[yojimbo]

your a naked pooper! hahaha. i know a kid who shits naked no matter where he is. so strange.

 

[cultrara]

this is my solution

 

[HR8938Cephei]

You obviously don't even have to poop while wearing a tall tee because tall tees give you magical powers that make you poop disintegrate before you even have to go

 

[Z_rob]

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[danbrown]

Last year I took a successful dump with my tall tee on, but then I wiped my ass with it. I thought I was wiping with toilet paper, but I had the toilet paper on the outside of the shirt and it just felt like it.
True story.

 

[Ski.Ballet]

This. Seriously, what a stupid question.

 

[sTr8_JiBbiN]

YESSS

 

[Chilly_Willy]

Actually tall tees make me have to poop more.

 

[SHampson]

Ha thanks for the bump on my thread Wylie.

 

[debrickshaw]

beat me to it

thats exactly what went through my mind, 10/10 for you good sir!

 

[STREETS]

Logged on just to quote this amazing response.

 

[DirtYStylE]

Tall Tee Tuesday > Casual Friday

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

I've heard all this talk about Tall Tee Tuesday. This brings us to the real question. What are your methods for taking dumps on a day when you're wearing your tall tee? How do you not get that shit in the way?

Now THIS is the topic we should be discussing.

The best way is to pull it up, hold it (the tall t) and lean forward, then drop the deuce.

I found this is the best way

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Well when I pee, I pull my pants down all the way and pull the tall tee up as high as possible.

I pull my pants and jocks to my ankles and hold my tall tee under my chin

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Last year I took a successful dump with my tall tee on, but then I wiped my ass with it. I thought I was wiping with toilet paper, but I had the toilet paper on the outside of the shirt and it just felt like it. True story.

So you had shit all over your tall t?

 

[OregonDead]

Clicked thinking powder.

Remembered this is NSG and immediately regretted it.

 

[danbrown]

So you had shit all over your tall t?

It wasn't "all over" it, but there was definitely a wipe streak on the inside of it, similar to one you'd see on toilet paper after wiping your ass.

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

It wasn't "all over" it, but there was definitely a wipe streak on the inside of it, similar to one you'd see on toilet paper after wiping your ass.

Damn. That isn’t too bad but still kinda shit

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

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