Talking to chicks on ns

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Triple11

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well, there's this chick i like. but i've never met her before. i've seen her on here once in a while, but never gotten the balls to say anything. how do u guys approach chicks on ns. are there any secret moves i should put on her or what? she lives kinda far away too (like 1000 miles), but i think i could make this work. i need some advice before talking to her though. help a brotha out!
 
well uh,the popular things to say, seem to be something along the lines of :

"you ski? that's hot, let's have sex"

or

"hey, let's bone"

"fuck, i love ski chicks, let's bone"

"i like your username, let's bone"

or just a good ol'

"hey, want to give me head?"

well, that seems to be what all the cool kids do anyways...
 
That's actually one of the better ones, I must say. And is your last name actually Kompressor? because you should seriously consider a career in adult films...
 
no, completely wrong. Jeff is a NS legend. He's a super dope guy (online AND in real life), and pretty much, if you're a skier, you know his name. Chicks want to be with him, bros want to just be him. Saying you know him is like saying you are bros with prince (at least how that would've been back in the 90s).
 
where can i find this Jeffrey Kiesel character.... i wanna have a lil chat with him...

and so far only 1 chick has responded. damn their idleness
 
and if any girls want to cyber, message Bons. He's a real ladies man and LOVES the online cybering.
 
woah! easy man! i gotta learn how to talk to chicks before ppl go and have e-sex and get off on the keyboards... here's my first convo... someone give me some pointers (read from bottom to top)

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:57:12 - (read)

Triple11* --> Charb*

hahaha nice... wanna get drunk together some time?

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:56:11 - (read)

Charb* --> Triple11*

hahaha... we were pretty drunk.

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:54:54 - (read)

Triple11* --> Charb*

i was lookin at ur pics... pretty hott

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:54:07 - (read)

Charb* --> Triple11*

hey

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:52:30 - (read)

Triple11* --> Charb*

hey
 
There's always the 'I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail' line.

Classic. Especially if you and her build terrain park features. Think of the possiblities!
 
2nd convo (read from bottom to top)

Date Sent: December 12 2005 21:02:19 - (read)

Triple11* --> rachael575*

cmon!!!

i promise you the dick, the whole dick, and nothing but the dick so help me god... unless you want some face :)

Date Sent: December 12 2005 21:01:34 - (read)

rachael575* --> Triple11*

oh well in that case.... naaaaa

Date Sent: December 12 2005 21:00:21 - (read)

Triple11* --> rachael575*

why not? if you get drunk or take a lil pill im gonna give you you won't rememver a thing... then again u might wanna...

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:59:13 - (read)

rachael575* --> Triple11*

ah..... no thank you

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:57:20 - (read)

Triple11* --> rachael575*

wanna bang?

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:56:26 - (read)

rachael575* --> Triple11*

lol..... thanks

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:56:11 - (read)

Triple11* --> rachael575*

ur hot

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:55:37 - (read)

rachael575* --> Triple11*

whassup

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:54:05 - (read)

Triple11* --> rachael575*

hey
 
haha too funny

what's so hard about acting smooth on the internet its not like you have to show any emotion or look sincere, just go for it... unless you completely have no game, then i advise you to hire a gay guy and get game
 
i tried to kinda play my way on this one... no worky:

Triple11* --> SLTsnowgrl*$

i made a song for you... i didn't edit it, so its a little risque... im thinkin of selling the rights to it to the Ying Yang twins, but im not sure if im gonna do it or not... wat u think????

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear

Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear

You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft

Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft

Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can

And im known to be a real nasty man

And they say a closed mouth dont get fed

So i dont mind asking for your head

You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed

And you can start usin' yo head

You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt

Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough

Switch the positions and ready to get down to business

So you can see what you've been missin'

You might had some but you never had none like this

Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick

Wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick

Imma beat dat pussy up

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick

Wait you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick

Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,

B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,

B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,

Beat da pussy

Up, Beat da pussy up

[verse 2]

You fine, but i aint gone sweat ya

See i wanna fuck, tell me whats up

Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth

Put my dick in, take your thumb out

There might be a lil ? to deal with

Wet ? hope they dont spill shit

I keep a hoe hot when i'm puttin' in work

Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt

Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog

And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl

Like (OOOOOH!)

Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat

Fuck a bitch on da counter make the

Place fall mats

On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack

Crack...crack

Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick

Wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick

Imma beat dat pussy up

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick

Wait you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick

Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,

B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,

Beat da pussy

Up, Beat da pussy up

(OOOOOOOH!)
 
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