Talent Show Ideas

[matthew.]

Hey whats up ns? I was wondering if you guys had any good ideas for a "Talent Show" ski? Preferably alone, but if you have a funny group one that would be okay too. Its for the "Mr. Mustang" pageant i guess you would call it. Its a male beauty pageant at my school i guess you would call it. Its like a group of guys that made it through the interview and were selected to compete. It consists of a pickup line, swimsuit contest, talents, and questions at the end. Does anyone do anything like this at their school? Serious answers will be greatly appreciated. If you do anything like this at your school and you've been in it, let me know what you did! Thanks ns hope you have some good suggestions
Sparknotes: Need a talent for my school talent show, any good ideas?

 

[matthew.]

i would, but i dont have one. and ill be the first to admit im not that great on rails..... hahaha

 

[[tk]]

ill be the second.

lol jk i don't know how good you are. you could get a bunch of friends and so some dance. that's always good

 

[matthew.]

hahaha thanks..........
but yeah thats what i was thinking, or something like this

=related.... something i found on my journey

 

[MothaHucker]

vigorous masturbating

 

[matthew.]

how did i know that was going to be said....? i knew it was only a matter of time

 

[Gnarshred]

When did high school get so dumb?

 

[meth_time]

Isn't the point of talent competitions to showcase the talents you have?

I honestly don't think nsg can be much help to you with this, besides of course posting a bunch of hilarious things that in the end don't solve your problem at all.

 

[yuck]

learn how to juggle, ride a unicycle and balance on a beach ball then do them all at the same time. thatd be cool

 

[Montville57]

Host free breast exams

 

[no_steeze]

do a bunch of meth and then tear your skin off on stage

 

[ryantheconnolly]

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[soulskier]

napoleon dynamite dance, i thinks its been long enough. costume is a must

 

[GayWolf420]

Hardcore techno and commando in basketball shorts. Dick slang the hell out of that talent show, friend.

 

[daskis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi2p_xvpO8E

Teach me to embed.

 

[Gnarshred]

He should just do this:

 

[no_steeze]

not n-n-not-n-not my real dad!

 

[Deezy]

get on stage.
play go fish with a partner untill they pull you off.
thats always funny to watch

 

[daskis]

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[soulskier]

there should be embed code right beneath the video, copy and paste it into the reply box. make sure fancy gui editor is off in your settings though

 

[daskis]

Thanks

 

[encludemeout]

/static/images/flash_video_placeholder.pngOur senior year talent show. People went nuts

 

[LIL-WAT]

^^ haha.

 

[Toonoman]

try on of these :

 

[JSLV]

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[O.G.Surachai]

Instant win./static/images/flash_video_placeholder.png

 

[Toonoman]

Failed this morning

 

[BEARS.]

definitely this.