HAHA this may be mean but i clicked on your profile and that pic is fucking hilarious. I cant stop laughing and showing my coworkers. NS you never cease to amaze me.
There's this crazy thing called "shadows" i don't know if anyone's heard of them but its when light is blocked it makes dark spots. Are you saying he has beard beside his nose too?
I know you didnt post it but he definitely has no beard.