T-Rex vs. 1 million house cats

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Cats. A million is a shit ton. Sure one cat wouldn't do much, but the t Rex would have. thousands of razor sharp claws digging into his legs at once. I'd give him a thousand cats before he died
 
well a t-rex would weigh about 5 tons or 10,000 lbs. even if all the cats weighed just 10 lbs, that's 10 million lbs of furry fury. assuming you could get cats attack a t-rex (obviously a stretch) i think they could knock over a t-rex in a bum rush. thousands of cats would die, but there would be 100's of thousands more. Eventually i think they could just smother the t-rex. just my two cents....
 
Who would win in a fight, a grilled cheese sandwich or a taco?
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That is pretty racist.. but correct.
 
I think the T-Rex would just die of exhaustion ...I mean if you really think about 1 million cats...that's a lot of fucking cats
 
absolutely the million cats, not even a question. the problem with nowadays is since you here millions and billions so much, people are desensitized to them. a million is a massive fucking number. the t-rex would kill and kill and eat and eat until it was completely exhausted, and would still have a few hundred thousand cats to deal with.
 
the only way the cats could hurt the trex is if a few hundred were eaten at once, but a bunch survived the initial chomping and were able to rip the innards of the dino

the cats would have a better change if there were 2 t-rex's, ideally one would get injured in killing the other, giving the cats an upper hand
 
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hahaha i know. i was pointing out that even if the cats were seriously small they would still be able to take down a t-rex. a million 5 pound kittens would probably be able to do it too.
 
First off, the jurassic period is no place for a kitty. But I would have to say 1million kitties. Think of how big that swarm of kitties would be. Thats the population of a decent kitty city against a t rex. And lets face it,

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hahah i was just having this argument with my roommates and this video became the decisive point. great minds think alike.
 
or you could tape all the cats together in a ball and smash them into mexico from space. That is a proven T-rex killing move. You would need around 5 x 10^13 cats though.
 
cats, no question. the cats would only win if they were provoked before hand, or had some motive to attack. if they didnt then the trex would absolutely run shit, but if they did the trex wouldnt stand a chance
 
alright if the cats atualy could scratch and attack the t rex then cats would win fersure. but im saying the t rex would just run around and stomp all the cats down and they wouldnt even have a chance to atack.
 
the trex would get tired. imagine yourself surrounded by a million plastic cups, and you have to crush every one with your feet. itd take you a long fucking time, like multiple days....
 
t rex foot is about 6 square feet

one cat probably takes up 1/2 a square foot times a million cats

so .5milion square feet devided by 6 is 83333.33

so 83,334 steps, each step probably takes about a second.

so 83,334 seconds / 60 is 1,388.9 minutes

1,388.9minutes /60 is 23.14833 hours

just about 1 day.

i think the t rex could do it if its life depended on it.
 
If the cats had an organized attack strategy then they could do it piece of cake, but you know they're cats so they are all fucking idiots.
 
this is assuming that each of the million cats doesn't want to fuck up the trex like only a cat can want to fuck something up
 
if one million cats somehow found a way to fuse together and hold onto one another to make a supercat, i wonder if they could pile themselves on top of the trex and crush it to death.. cause thats like ten million pounds of cats
 
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