Swine Flu Contest

mrmarks

Member
OK...
First NS'er to get swine flu gets a prize.
PRO and AM categories.
Must provide proof.
Can we get some prizes for this? Reps? Mods? I know Matty B will throw down some gear for Swine Flu.
 
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had swine about a month ago. I was locked in my room and i didnt leave there for 10 days. my parenst would leave me food outside my door and i couldnt get it until they were gone. lost 15 pounds. ( I had the worst type of swine)
 
I already had it. Too bad probably 1000 kids on this site have had it before me. It's pretty much the same as normal flu, so I don't understand why everyone is making such a big deal about it.
 
there it is... the first prize up for grabs. i've heard a bunch of unsubstantiated claims, but no proof.
provide legit proof... NIG will judge if the proof is intelligent or not.
 
Huge claim right here...

my roommates when to cancun this past spring break, my one buddy come back and in a few days is sick as fuck, he goes to school and chills in queens a lot...a few days later he goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has the flu, with in 2 weeks of him being out of his mind some of the first few cases break out of swine in queens and then the rest of the country
 
Hello, my names Joe Tyson.I freestyle ski, hence why I am a member of newschoolers dot com. I have 797 posts and 994 profile views since January of 2009. Recently I have noticed a strange rash in my genital area. I can only asume that it is a result of the swine flu. Many of you are probably thinking that said rash is a result of unprotected sex with infected female. However, this is statistically impossible as I always have sex with the lights on. (it is a well known fact that STDS can not be spread when exposed to floresant lights)
In conclusion I feel like I can conclusively claim to have swine flu and therefore am the clear winner of the contest.
In responce to "Williams" (orange name) please send my copy of "the motherland" to my side of the room whenever most convenient
 
Just got mine yesterday. That cheerleader's story is a little bit fishy, but neurologic diseases can be very unpredictable.
 
HahaSwine Flu Cure according to my friend:vault hybrid energy soda.Pizza & french friescigarettes.boozeand flexing... lots of flexing
 
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