Survey:You are now a supreme ruler of the world

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yungcigsmoker

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Have to do this corny shit for US history.

You are now a supreme ruler of the world (50 year period. No earlier than 1700. No later than 2100). You can stop 3 atrocities from happening. You can change up to 10 things in the world (Examples: Abolish communism, Castrate all vegans, Nuke Fiji, Abolish capitalism, Ban dildos, etc).

What do you do?
 
Shag Adolf and make little Hitler babies to continue my family's reign forever. Then I would eat an ice cream cone.
 
13694308:gypsy_kid said:
Plus the wall on the Mexican border. Trump would be proud of you
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Yeah Mexico doesn't want a bunch of fat, lazy Americans rolling into their country.
 
Id rule from 2030-2070. Id stop the terrible earthquake of 2037 that cause s half of Ireland to fall into the Atlantic and kill the entire East Coast of the US with the largest tidal wave known to man. Id prevent Canada from invading Greece in 2043 and raping and pillaging the entire nation. Finally Id abolish cilantro. Those are my three atrocities.

Id stop all the people from bitching about climate change and send them to my crappy Mars Colony I created where they can live and take care of the non-existent environment.
 
Take control around 1980.

curb rapid population growth and work to reduce global population to under 2.5 billion, as a result implementation of renewable energy on a global scale would be far easier. Also less strain on resources such as water and food.

make a global system of fair taxation and greater distribution of wealth to create free healthcare for all, a universal education system, and a culture whereby inherited wealth will have no effect on your chances in life, only merit.

fund space programs and research in the sciences to further our knowledge of the universe.

prevent the destruction of areas of high bio-diversity in order exploit natural resources.

this is a very small list of things i'd do. i feel it would make a fairer, healthier global culture.
 
Legalize and tax all drugs and set up clinics for recovering addicts

Have a bitch suck my dick while smoking a blunt

Universal Healthcare
 
13694542:kami said:
Legalize and tax all drugs and set up clinics for recovering addicts

Have a bitch suck my dick while smoking a blunt

Universal Healthcare
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Also snort cocaine off of a strippers ass before ripping a sick line down the mountain
 
for class so....

First I would create a united world order to support the growth of international business development in an effort to create a working sustainable infrastructure so we don't burn our planet up with fossil fuels.

Second I would create a united international force against terrorism and abolish all of it.

Third I would create an act that requires people to respect each others beliefs on a punishable level.

That would solve:

Global Warming

Friction between belief systems

Terrorism

I think my job here is done.
 
topic:Josh__Peck said:
Have to do this corny shit for US history.

You are now a supreme ruler of the world (50 year period. No earlier than 1700. No later than 2100). You can stop 3 atrocities from happening. You can change up to 10 things in the world (Examples: Abolish communism, Castrate all vegans, Nuke Fiji, Abolish capitalism, Ban dildos, etc).

What do you do?
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Why does it matter what I would write?

Even if I told you, it's not necessarily going to help you.

Get off NS, write your damn paper.

It's really simple.

"Oh God, I have to write about something in history for a class in history. Life sux!"
 
13694878:theabortionator said:
Why does it matter what I would write?

Even if I told you, it's not necessarily going to help you.

Get off NS, write your damn paper.

It's really simple.

"Oh God, I have to write about something in history for a class in history. Life sux!"
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Well I needed to conduct a survey to gather data. Wrote the paper today.
 
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