Superstitious?

initially i was going to say 0, but then you got me all worried. then i started thinking about karma and superstition and ghosts and shit. if i put a 0 then something is going to teach me a lesson, but if i lied and put a 10 then karma will get me for lying.

oh shit the cat just came into the room!!

10 10 10 i swear it i'm not lying!!
 
baseball!! haha. i dont think you're cut out for this cult stowebum. your fuse is slowly burning down.

even though mike turned down a 6 figure contract in the minor leagues i still give him a lot of shit for being a baseball player.
 
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If you say baseball sucks this will happen to you...
 
how can that happen to me. i hate baseball and i never play it. so how could i possibly get hit in the balls trying to swing a bat at a ball?

come on wyatt! wheres your logic!?
 
You don't need to be playing baseball to be hit in the nuts with one. By the way, are you coaching this summer?
 
the caption says this will happen to you. then picture. i interpret that as getting hit in the balls while playing baseball.

think about your audience wyatt.

its okay i forgive you.

no i dont think i'm coaching this summer. i'll probably be up there a bit, but i dont enjoy kerry using me for his gain. old bastard.
 
you got paid to laze around all day and trampoline at will. OH so horrible. I'd take that job in a heartbeat.
 
stowebum so you do all of your rituals so a base ball won't hit you in the balls even thou all it would take is someone else you can't control to throw the ball. it seems like you should spend your ritual time to watch out for nut shots.
 
one time i was sitting in the dugout talking shit and chewing some beechnut and took a line drive to the cheek, it knocked a tooth right out and i had to get a fake one.

fucking baseball.
 
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