Summer skiing idea: When the earth will be too warm to ski

Well as days grow longer and i find myself wanting to ski again, with a bit of thinking, I have decided i have come up with a pretty good way to practise mogul skiing in the summer

It occured to me last night when i was at a roller blade disco with my parents that skiing and rollerblading are very similar. As an avid mogulator, I instantly went home and sketched out a plan for a mogul skiers summer setup. similar to a skatepark, i had created the first ever concrete downhill mogul course for rollerbladers

My dad Lars Tynes is a very good handy man and instantly fixed up the course in our backyard out of concrete. i am yet to try it but i just wanted to tell u all I have trademarked the idea so u cant use it hahahah but nah its all chill guys relax a little and enjoy some concrete moguls! lars even built the jump for me and its huge!
 
if it's legit, all i'd think of concrete moguls is that they would be really fucking scetchy and scary.
 
Concrete moguls sound like the worst possible idea. Falling in moguls is already rough, concrete though... Nope.
 
topic:TheGreenRoom said:
It occured to me last night when i was at a roller blade disco with my parents that skiing and rollerblading are very similar. As an avid mogulator

I know your type OP...
 
13418597:WI_skier said:
The amount of fucked up threads made by this user the past 24 hours is exponential.

Given that he's got his location set as HI and his profile instructs us to "tune into the new skiing generation", I'm going to hazard a guess that he's an elaborate troll.
 
13418907:VD. said:
Given that he's got his location set as HI and his profile instructs us to "tune into the new skiing generation", I'm going to hazard a guess that he's an elaborate troll.

I noticed that too. Hopefully the new generation of skiing isn't more people like op
 
13419162:VD. said:
By that you mean self proclaimed avid mogulators.

truuu there was at least 10 pro skiers op said he had associated himself with including his "father"

If this isn't a troll i don't know what is
 
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