Subway Newbs Make Me Mad

I remember this thread from awhile ago. Such a good rant. Subway can either be the best shit ever or just some mediocre sandwich depending on the skills of the sandwich maker behind the counter.
 
yes, until they started to be bitches and skimp out on the meat. That's why I go to subway now. And to the thread creator, haha, sorry bro, i know watchu talkin boutz.
 
some little hoe tried to put mustard on my beauty of a sub, i looked away, and she put the mustard on, instead it was some fucking liquid shit that soaked the buns.

i didnt notice, so i go home to eat my sub

and the buns are fucking wet, like they just were dropped in water before she gave them to me.

fuck my life.

 
to all of you bitching about how they dont put enough this or enough that on your sandwiches--veryy easy to fix.
specify all the amounts of veggies so there is no confusion"put a ton of spinach on please""lots of tomatoes. more. MORE. MORRRRE"way too many jalepenos. can you please take most of those off?

 
Haha I know exactly what you're saying. When I go to Subway I get so pumped for an awesome sub. If it's less than perfect I am pretty dissatisfied and it just ruins all of the excitement I had.
 
Rant of Epic proportions! This made my day. I feel this every time I go to a subway, and never knew if I was the only one who felt that.

My worst subway experience was having to repeat every ingredient that I wanted 10 times cuz the chick had just moved here, couldn't speak a lick of english, and needed another person to translate between me and her. It sucked
 
haha this rant is fucking amazing.

i used to work at subway and i was THE fucking sandwich artist. like number 1. i made the most picture perfect subs ever. i hate going into subway so much sometimes because i just watch them fuck up my sub and i just want to go behind and make it myself.

and word to the too much sweet onion sauce, that sucks so bad. one time on a 5 minute trip from subway to my work, i open up my sub and go to take a bite, and it was falling apart thanks to the gallon of sauce the bitch put on. ahrgbdjskgs
 
you are a genius for this thread.

ALSO what sucks is fucking qdoba newbs, o my fucking god they are worse than subway newbs. they put no meat on, half steam the tortilla so its all dry and breaks easily and overtakes the taste of the burrito, they either overload your ass with salsa or put like 8 pieces of diced tomato, and then at the end they ask if you want cheese or sour cream, and i say no to both and they just go strait for the sour cream and dump that shit all over it, ruining the whole burrito. finally once tehy wrap it up they suck huuuuge dick at this part and it comes apart, and teh not steaming part makes it fall apart as well. god damn qdoba newbs to hell
 
haha man thats classic i dont have any stories like that but every time i go to a subway there is at least one person that works there that hates their job and their life so they pretty much yell at you asking what you want and throw the sandwich at you its funny
 
i just got done with my last shift ever at subway last night, i hate the manager n so when i closed last night im bymyself and i did do one thing of cleaning, i didnt fill out any of the sheets all i did was put the food away, do money and closed the store a half an hour early, i spent my three hrs by myself on the laptop and playing guitar
 
Haha...I hate those people though...I asked for some mayo and the skinny emo guy put about 12000 litres on my bread so my tomatoes would just slide off. I asked for a sub, not a slip and slide
 
Oh man this thread is golden. The best rant ever. I love subway and nearly died when mine shut down for month long renovations.
My perfect sub is nearly impossible to mess up. Cold cut on Italian Herb and Cheese, add bacon for only $0.75 more, and only the green veggies (lettuce, cukes, green peppers) to maximize on the meaty flavour, with some chipotle sauce to add some zing. Holy my stomach is growling thank you...
 
so i had subway twice today, from two different places by two different people, and wow what a difference. the sub i had at lunch was great, the subway lady was a bit pushy and insisted on making sure that she asked about EVERY ingredient, but she made quite a good sub. the second sub, which was served to me by some douchebag at my local subway that i have never seen before, was not so great. firstly he was bitching at my friend for putting his hands on the glass, and secondly his ingredient ratio was way off. too many banana peppers kill subs, they have a very strong and noticeable flavour when compared to the other ingredients. those few extra banana peppers definitely made me regret going to subway for the second time in one day.
 
thats why i keep my subs nice and simple. Chicken teriyaki on italian herb and cheese with cheddar cheese and ranch dressing. toasted. very simple, but very delicious.
 
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fuckk subway these are sandwhiches
 
lovin the subway. so stoked to have some this weekend! for me because i live in NM everyone who works fast food is mexican. like literally, im not being at all racist or anything, thats just the fact. its god and bad because it means taco bell (my favorite) is better than anywhere else I've been. but, subway not so much. basically i have your same problem but its more about i get a good sandwich if they can understand what I'm saying haha. once again, not being racist (trying not to be at least) just saying what i have observed. anyone feel me on this one?
 
Hahaha... This is one of the most beautiful threads ever.
But i read through, and unless I'm not mistaken, nobody has Spicy Italian as their favorite. Italian herbs and cheese with pepper jack cheese, the works and Southwest Chipotle Sauce... Heavenly.
 
one time when i went to subway there was some guy fresh off meth probly doing the sandwiches. i think this is ok as long as he wears gloves. as i step in line he starts itching his back his butt and his nuts WITH the gloves on. he doesnt change the gloves but still makes the sandwitches grossed the fuck out i left! hows that for a subway experiance?
 
Have you ever seen a indian or mexican get a sub with everything on it,.
two hindu bitches got a veggie patty with everything on it. PLUS Buffalo sauce. they couldnt even close the sub it was so big and gross.
ive seen two spanish day laborers getting subs with everything on it plus ketchup and then some more ketchup. all i know is whatever meat they got couldnt have deserved ketchup.

gross fucks.
 
I had the worst subway experience last night! I got distracted while he was making it and so I didn't see the fuckup. The last 3 inches of my sub was just bread and lettuce. Not even any sauce. I came close to tears
 
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