Stupidest thing you've ever done. This goes out to Apple(Thom)

tryed spinnin a 1080 on the wood floor at my friends at 2 in the morning. i got a 5 then proceeded to spin until i fell flat on my face. loud ass noise.

got some weird looks in the morning.

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The above comment is the opinions and veiws of I, Craige Diaz, and I hereby accept no responsibility for them.

NewSchoolSnow Productions|www.nssnow.tk
 
I tried to jump off of the bench on our porch and over the railing and caught my foot on the rail and feel four feet onto my face. No blood only pain. Lots of pain.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
well one person i know (CHUBS anyone) i know has a tendency to pee herself on a regular basic. this event occurs at least once a month due to the fact shes utterly smashed, trying to ski, and someone does something really funny. its quite entertaining.. but prob. the stupidest things she has ever done.

 
a couple years back, me and my friends were messing around at our ski hill, since there was only abouta foot of snow it was not open, so we had been walking up..after a lil while we went dwon to the front of the building, where tehre are little bushses, two of my friends jumped on it, and i being stupid as always, jumped up and landed on my ass on it. I got a stick shoved 6 inches up my higher right leg.and i got about 3 stitches on the inside of it, and 2 on the outside, that hurt like a bitch

also last year i got a ski pole about a hair from my eye, i ended up getting 3 stitches. damn doctor wouldnt let me ski after either..

well those are a few of my stupid things.

 
i have a friend (notice how im not mentioning any names) who will pee herself when you tickel her enough... she has done it more than once and im sure its very embarasing for her, but it is hallarious for everyone else

Tom--[Leap firSt]
 
i was running for my cross country practice and right at the beginning of the practice im running through town and some one behind me said something to me so i looked back and when i turned around there was a firehydrent right in front of me so i tryed to go around it but it was to late and i hit it so hard. it hurt like a bitch and then i had to finnish the run which was like 3 more miles. the best part was that the next day i had a bruse on my upper thigh and it was the shape of a fire mans head. with the special backwards hard hat and top of a fire coat it was the greatest ever

'I didn't fart. That was my toe poping!'

-my little sister
 
Kicked a full flaming drinks can of meths at someone's mother, missing her by inches - hillairous but stupid.

And mail-ordered weed when I was living with my parents. They'd regularly open letters addressed to me (no idea why), so there was a good chance they would open a suspicious small package. I somehow managed to explain what it was and they were none the wiser. Score.

 
Hmm, just read that. To explain, they didn't open the weed package. They had it unopened on the coffee table one morning, I walked by and picked it up, 'Hmm, I wonder what this could be?' - knowing exactly what it was because it had been ordered a few days before. I opened it in my room and hid it, told them it was parts for my headphones later.

 
was on a tile floor and threw a piece of cardboard under my feet trying to land on it and then hit the cardboard causing it to slip out from underneath me. i fell straight on my back. its all i can think of

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
 
seeing how much i could fishtail my moms pathfinder, then ending up against a tree.

throwing a full can of bug spray in a bonfire, becuase it said flammable so i thought it was just gonna be a huge flame. well, good thing i dont have neighbors because my dad woke up from the explosion which happened outside about 400 yeards away. it was pretty loud.

teem bousquet
 
pooping froma a lift....

DONT EVER DO IT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EVER>>>...

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
Me and some friends got really wasted one night and decided to go to the park. We found one of those see-saws that has a spring in the middle, and you ride on horses on either side. Anyway, we thought it would be cool if I stand on one end while 3 of my friends (all 200lbs+) jump on the other end. Didnt work as well as we thought, had to superglue my elbow back together because I couldnt get stitches because I had Lacrosse camp the next day.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
It didnt happen to me but my cousin was skiing with me, and he got his tongue stuck to the chairlift pole, just like in dumb and dumber. He's from florida so he didnt understand what cold was.

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
At Progression, Tamara (shorty_T) and I kept having contests to see who could sit in the snow for the longest amount of time before we jumped into the pool. We sat in snow for about 12 minutes two times, jumped in the pool, then went into the hot tub, where we put our hands in the snow for the same sort of competition. When we got out though, we had huge welts on the backs of our legs and on our hands. Nobody understood why we did it. Luckily the swelling was almost gone by the next morning.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
ah at our school, there is this wooden rail inside, about 20 stairs and goes down about 10 feet. at lunch i tried to slide it. i did about the last 2 feet just fine first, so then i tried the entire thing. i slid about an inch and caught my feet and flew sideways all the way down onto the concrete stairs. thought i broke my ribs while my friends stood there and laughed, lots of other people just stared at me.

also seeing snow when i was like 1, and grabbed it, and shoved it down my pants. that wasnt pleasant, or so ive been told

 
Stupidest thing I ever did was 'play' fighting my friend who is actually insane to the point of full punches and then him carrying it to the point of a slam that spiral fractured my ankle......in October........RIGHT BEFORE SKI SEASON! I wasn't supposed to ski till March, but I started in January and could only do 5 runs a day for the first 3 or 4 days. Missed a lot of early season shit, but still got in a good amount of days.

'I'm killin' ya'll niggas on that lyrical shit, mayonaise color Benz, I push Miracle Whips!'
 
I dont know if this is a stupid act;

During my junior high school's annual christmas performance, there was about 150 people- families, relatives, teachers, etc watching the play on the stage in the gym. Me and 2 of my friends set off 6 stinkbombs in the middle of christmas performance. They had to stop the performance for about 10 minutes cuz the audience couldnt stand the smell, it was hilarious.

 
Its amasing that some people are still alive after some of these stories.

Ive got hold of a 1 litre glass bottle, and a big test tube you get in science. and made a huge bomb in a tree.

(1) Fill bottle with petrol.

(2)Insert test tube in bottle and suspend at neck of bottle and seal with glue. (so petrol is now sealded off from outside.

(3) Insert LARGE banger into test tube so it drops to bottom and deep inside the petrol filled bottle.

(4) Get very large fuse and light.

(5) For added effect i had suspended this puppy up a tree.

MY problem was that i couldnt get down the FUCKING tree quick enough. DUMBASS!!!!

The ensuing explosion and LARGE firball covered me in petrol. And i fell out of the rest of the tree on fire.

Rolled around on floor while mates threw mud at me to put out the dam fire. And fucked all of my clothes. Luckily no bad burns tho. FUCKING STUPID. I dare someone to beat that!!!!!

 
my friends and I were in the 'pyro' stage of childhood, and decided to shoot roman candles at our high school window at night while hte janitors were there... that later turned into running for our lives

 


i bunch of people i know (all 15 year old) went to a party on new years, got drunk off their asses and then decided to set off fireworks. the neighbor's complained and the police came. now they all have to go to counseling.

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Tu as de beaux yeux, tu sais

 
Kill someone... or at least seriously harm him. Me and my friends were throwing snowballs off a cliff in the middle of a city on houses (this was in 9th grade, mind you). Then while one was in the air some guy came out of his front door. He was like super happy and singing and then WHAM he got it in his side and it just exploded. Plus the snowball was like hard ice... and the guy fell and just didn't move. We ran our asses off. He probably didn't die, but at the very least was very hurt.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
ummmm wen i was 5 my friends dog shit on my lawn and i got pissed so i picked it up and up it in there mailbox (in the winter) there was snow and poop on there mail haha

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
you were a little drunk when u fooled around with them right...please tell me you were

GO SOX

REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
 
my cousin had the brilliant idea of soaking a tennis ball in kerosene and lighting it on fire. he threw it like 30 feet in the air and i had no idea where it was. it came down and brushed the side of my face (singing my sideburns at the same time). it sucked.

 
-shot at each other with a 22 across a river, stopped after friend got digit shot off.

-crashed car 30mph into snowbank while driving too fast for snow coverd road.

-did a drop on bike with sandles, doctor said it looked like i was shot point blank in the shin with a gun it was so severe.

-went down sketchy steep section of downhill course with no brakes and into tree.

-jumped off 25ft. sand cliff in dads gravle pit into about 1ft. of soft sand, cliff itself was 30ft. from flat compact ground.

-tried rolling down 10ft. high ramp with skateboard, fell 8ft. to tar on side of body.

-hit on hott girl at cookout only to find out shes my second cousin from out of state

-split head open playing rock wars.

-split chin open running as fast as i could up wet wooden stairs.

-jumped/fell out of high speed moving vehicles (20-40 mph) onto neighbors lawn/tar/gravle.

-ran behind fourwheeler while holding onto back, shoe fell off, now have 3 scars on knee.

-left knee permantly numb due to another brilliant move while downhilling.

-almost started numerous forest fires.

-trying new tricks skiing (mostly switch tricks on single tipped skis) on a big air jump where the landing was literally solid ice.

-raced in 5 below windy night weather while only wearing boxers, pjs, short sleeves, helmet and gloves.

-decided 'naw, you guys are wrong, i can def. do that'

you decide, i cant.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^What did you do that they couldn't? Or try, should I say

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
i tried jumping across a 18 foot pool to slam dunk on the other side. lets just say i didnt make it and my face smashed the side. teech went though my cheek, dental records were left on the steel ring around the pool and 1 tooth died and had a rootcanal. i was barely able to pull myself out of the pool before going into shoke mintes later

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
deciding it would be funny to nail my brother with a field hockey ball (hard plastic)..he dodged it just in time, and it wen through the window, dropped three stories, into a cop car's windshield....

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
^ you shoulda blamed your brother for not getting hit.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Tried to water ski behind our rubber inflatable dingy...it didint work very well.

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
i thoguht i could jump across an 8 foot trench with 2 shovels in one hand, a water pump i nthe other, and 10 pounds of extension course around my chest, i made about 5 feet then fell the 8 feet into the foot deep water/mud shit on the bottom of the trench

 
Killed a man with a small hammer and burnt the body.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
One time me and my friends were out egging and throwin shit at cars... we ended up breaking the side window of my friends moms car... she was pissed the next day... also we use to roll big ass snow balls in my neighbors yard and roll them out and block the road, most cars tried to go around... some just drove over them... the cops ended up coming to my neighbors house because he saw that they were made in his yard

GO BIG OR GO HOME
 
among the other stupid thigns i have done, i was playing rugby, and this guy was being a huge bitch, so i cleated him. i shoulda thought about this more because he was 4 times bigger than me and didnt like it at all. my dad took some pictures of him chocking me with his arm... he was really pissed though cause i kept tackeling him and he couldnt get passed me. but it was all good, cause then we had a 3 hour bus ride home, with lots and lots of beer. we drank 4 or 5 each beofr we got on the bus, then another 2 or three when we stoped at the YMCA to shower, then on the way home our bus broke down, so we sat on the side of the road unter an overpass and finsied the rest of the beer. it was a good trip home.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
where should i begin...

here are some that come to mind

-falling off a chair (not a chairlift, just a chair) and breaking my arm.

-walking around on crutches at night on snow after drinking ALL day long

-skiing a downhill on my slalom skis (150s)

-going skin to wind in a race, falling, having them cut off my downhill suit to get to my injured hip and only then remembering i wasn't wearing any underwear

-forgetting what day my parents were coming home from their trip and having my boyfriend stay over while they were away. i think you can figure out what happened.

-going home with a creepy guy from a party

-believing my friend when he said he could do a 360 over my head no problem

 
telling a bunch of people to bring whoever they wanted to my best friend's 18th birthday party at my house. luckily my parents were out of town for the weekend, and my friends were cool enough to help me clean up then next morning. actually that wasn't all that stupid, didn't get in trouble, and had one hell of a party.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
once i was throwing rocks while we where camping and nailed my mom square in the side of the head..she got really mad for some reason

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Japanese steeze
 
had long hair for a while then when I decided to cut it short my roomate cut it into a mullet, so I wore white trash clothes and went to the bars and class... got some funny looks, did that for a few days.

 
not bringing more weed back from amsterdam!!! i didnt know that customs pretty much didnt exist anymore. goooodamn

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
being 4 yrs old, after drinking half a bottle of robitussin, and watching superman cartoons, decided I could fly. I hopped up on a barstool in th basement and took off. Luckily I only dislocated my shoulder.

fat people should avoid buffets.
 
got really drunk one night and threw up all over my bed... when i woke up the puke was still there and my mom helped me clean up the mess.... anyways later that day i learned that i had forgotten it was my moms birthday

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made a 9oz co2 bomb full of gun powder... set it off in this abandoned lot.... which to our surprise was right beside the police chief's house

i felt really dumb

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do not speak unless you can improve the silence
 
^AAHAHAHAH thats awesome! but there is no way you could have known it was his house...

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
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