Stupidest meals you ate when you were young

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Like you genuinely thought they were healthy meals, or the fact that you ate them AS a meal with no remorse. I remember making nutella, marshmellow fluff, and french toast bread.

I had a major sweet tooth then. Sugar, cinnamon, butter, bread...toasted - "Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

Then all the days when I went to school with my 2.00, didn't like the lunch being served, so I got 3 packs of cookies for lunch. Im not sure how I don't have diabetes. The funny thing is I don't even like sweets at all now.

Frosting between two chocolate chip cookies. WTF?
 
I'd always go over to friends' houses and they would eat their noodles like that no sauce or anything. Always thought it was the most disgusting thing in the world. I LOVE ME SOME SAUCE!!
 
Apple sandwiches... Sliced apple between two slices of bread. And yeah I had cinnamon toast crunch too
 
playdough, filling ice cream cones with peanut butter, spoon dipped in peanut butter dipped in chocolate chips
 
I used to eat broccoli with ketchup. I also used to eat peanut butter sandwiches with pretzels inside it. That was so good though, it still is.
 
a Tupperware bowl filled with fruity pebbles, with a half cup of both regular white sugar and brown sugar on top, with chocolate sauce on top
 
DUDE, cheese sandwiches for daaaays.

I would take a bagel, toast it and then in this order spread butter, cream cheese and coffee yogurt on it. It was actually pretty good and a good source of protein.
 
wifey said that when she was little she would take one piece of bread and put mustard on it, warm it up in the microwave and eat it.
 
haha yes

but here's a little recipe that ruled my childhood

Marshmellow Mush

ingrediants

1. 5 or six marshmellows (non of that mini or colored shit, this is a mans food)

2. 2 spoonfulls of peanut butter ( best if its the peterpan or reses variety)

3. mad chocolate chips

Directions

1. throw all that shit into a bowl

2. microwave for about 30 seconds

3. stir that shit up

4. enjoy
 
Freshman year of HS, I would eat a salad every day for lunch. This salad consisted of a tong-full of lettuce, and a shitload of cheese cubes. Til this day I don't know what kind of cheese it was, but it was kinda like a firm, salty mozzarella. I wouldn't eat the lettuce either, I just got it so it would look more like a salad, haha.

I'd eat a glass full of chocolate chips from time to time.

I'm guilty of the butter pasta too. When I was really young, I guess I ate everything my parents gave me, like pasta with sauce for example. For some reason, once my memories started, I wanted plain everything. I've since then moved back to eating tomato sauce on things, along with other shit.

My parents said I would eat sweet onions like an apple when I was really little, too.
 
probably eating strawberry jam with everything at breakfast. eggs, sausage, bread. whatever. still do. get a big breakfast from mcdonalds and put jam on the eggs and sausage round. will blow your mind.
 
We melted cheddar cheese on everything, diritos especially, but then stuff like spaghetti, Mac n Cheese, pretzels, waffles, bagels, popcorn....
 
brown sugar sandwiches

straight up, just brown sugar in between 2 pieces of bread. there is no way i could eat that now.
 
This thread is making me sick. I've never had that big of a sweet tooth, my friends always loved coming over because I would let them eat all of our twinkies, ding-dongs and such while i cooked up a nice piece of garlic toast. I like salt.
 
i probably had one of those every day for years. craving one so badly right now.

or even better, eggos with nutella and chunky peanut butter.
 
when I was about 5, I would dip my pizza in coke.. but I would make my mom get me an extra coke because the dipping coke would have gross floaties in it

Also If I went to a subshop, my sub would consist only of shredded lettuce and lotssss of cheese
 
I thought of another one.

When we were REALLY little (like 6,4, and 2), all three of us brothers got a bowl of refried beans from taco bell. No cheese, nothing. 3 Bowls, .29 cents each. My mom used to feed us all for a dollar.
 
i used to eat a bowl of butter and sugar mixed together. yep. also frosting & pretzels, fav after school snack when my mom wasnt home
 
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