Stupid things you used to think when you were little

[ThaLetterM.]

i used to think that your body stored pee in your balls and if you held on to thme when you had to pee you wouldnt have to pee anymore

 

[JockinJLoads]

a bone slid into your dong when you got a boner

 

[ATLANTASKI]

girls had babies out of their butts

 

[stevel]

ur balls were full of ur pee

 

[ninjea]

That by hitting myself over the head while i was in the toilet would help me poopoo faster

 

[ThaLetterM.]

bahahhaa

 

[Mat.]

i used to think grill cheeses were called girl cheeses.

then i flipped out.

 

[ecski73]

i thought l m n and o were one letter in the alphabet, like lmno

 

[leckett1]

i used to think to make kids the dad had to pee one of his balls into the womans womb.

and also i thought a penis was called a freddy

 

[t-man152]

That god existed. stupid I know but I was young and very gullable

 

[scientist]

I used to think penises were something you were bought when you were little and that all the womens families were to poor for one.

 

[garrett.]

that if i could lift 60 lbs, and i weighed 60 lbs. that if i jumped and grabbed my knees i woulf float

 

[Peter.]

i used to think that vaginas were called reginas

 

[leckett1]

haahahahahha yes

 

[coordy12]

that tampons were so that women could pee and not use the bathroom- like they would soad up the pee

 

[oakjewlery]

haha sounds good in theroy

until gravity comes in

 

[JayDope]

haha same and that the tooth fairy and santa claus were real hwo could kids believe santa anywaye 1 guy going around the whole world in 1 night! so impossible but cmon who didn't believe that

 

[ninjea]

Are you saying Santa ain't real?

OMG OMG OMG

 

[JayDope]

^ sry to break the bad new bears to u but HE IS NOT REAL

 

[ninjea]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....................

..................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[FUUUCK]

bubbles came out of your bum when you farted

 

[3ski6guy0]

girls peed out their butt, vagina was bachina

 

[yelsel]

i grew up thinking Tina Turner was my aunt. long story short my moms familys name is Turner so i figured holy shit shes my aunt. then i found out she was black and we were all white. yeah that didnt work out

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

when i saw a porn when i was 8 i thought the guy peed on the girl at the end

 

[Poormansvault]

I thought your torso was just skin stretched over bones and stuff, and all the food you ate just dropped through your throat into a big pile. I used to picture the applesauce going everywhere...

 

[marsland]

that in malls and on high hills, that when i looked up, if i kept doing it then i would float away, still scares me to this day

 

[Gtweaker]

omfg same here dude!

 

[monopatinrider]

In like fourth grade, i thought doggie style meant buttfucking.

 

[Liam.]

i thought Fog was called Frog

 

[Von]

I thought that you got a girl pregnant by kissing her.

 

[Andy-Fair]

i thought you got a girl pregnant by pissing in her mouth

 

[ski-or-die]

that when you used a credit card to buy some thing you never had acctualy pay for it.

 

[ATLskier]

I used to think that your butt was filled with poop and if you stuck a needle in it, poop would gush out.

also, lateralis started a thread like this. it's really long, but hilarious.

 

[t-man152]

I used to think the same thing and then last week I got a call from this lady who explained to me that it wasnt exactly how it works.and apparently since I didnt make any payments in 5 months its gonna look bad if I ever want to buy a house, or a car, or get a phone line.

she told me scuicide would probably the best option at this point in my life

 

[dowalibeast]

or chinas

 

[mariob]

i used to think my moms friend was hot and then when i got older i relized she was my grandma man was i suprised

 

[slice_of_mustard]

that the cement trucks carried pepsi and thats how it got fizzi.

 

[skimrg]

hey me too

 

[TheWallaby]

LUNGBABY.

 

[GetMoney2]

lol me too

 

[MitchPee]

I used to think carrots grew on trees.

 

[Alexander_Keith]

lol oh man.. that made my day.

Only because i used to think the same thing

 

[Dan.]

one time i asked why the store didnt have girlsenberries but had boysen berries.

 

[Crock360]

well my mom said that one time when i was like 5 i wrote my name on a piece of paper and gave it to her, and told her to take it to the bank so I could get some money with it. I also used to believe that when I woke up in the middle of the night there was thie skeleton guy hiding under my bed, and if I put my feet on the floor he'd grab me by the ankles and pull me under.

 

[4frntSkier]

haha

 

[twix_182]

same here

 

[Geoff.]

haha i thought these too. and a lot of the other things in here. i also that deaf was death.

my cousin thought that once you got to a stop sign u had to get out of your car and walk. also he thought there were stop signs and streetlights and all that stuff for airplanes when flying

 

[MistaSkier]

I thought chin was chicken, and I thought guys were supposed to somehow fuck girls in the belly button.

 

[potatofarmer]

I was like 5 and yelling at my mom... and she told me to go to my room or something. and I yelled "OH YEAH?... WELL GIRLS PEE OUT THEIR BUTTS!"

 

[roaklee]

i thought i would be a power ranger when i was older.

and vagina was bagina

 

[SkiCrzy]

that there was no wolrd outside of the playground