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^no. i never actually SWALLOWED them. they just sat in the side of my mouth until i could spit them cuzz they tasted SO nasty.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
this isnt about me but once my stepdad fell out of a tree when he was about 15 and broke like 6 ribs. he was gasping on the ground adn shit and his older brother comes up and says 'your faking it' and kicks him super hard in the side and runs off.

i once skiied through a sliding glass door. i used to live at a ski out in whistler and i was like hey ill ski over onto my deck on the wood buit i could stop and went right through it and down the stairs

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

TMC, JC, S3p
 
one time ,my friend's skool bus hit a stop sign.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
I was at snowshoe in west virgina one time... it was in late feb., their last week of the season...and i did a 180 off of a little kicker and there was a couple bumps in the snow at the landing and i hit them and lost my balance. I fell over on my shoulder and i was in the worst pain of my life...i'm trying to stand up and brush it off but i could't. So im on my knees in horrible pain and my jackass friend comes down and sprays me with about 50 pounds of the god damn wet snow and knocks me clean over. So im in the first aid office getting my shoulder checked out and slinged up and they take off my jacket and theirs snow all over my shirt and in my shirt and they're like 'it must have been a pretty rough fall'

 
oh you and after getting x rayed and i had injured growth plates in my shoulder... whatever that is, it just hurt life a bitch and i couldnt put any pressure on my arm for a month...luckily it was my last time skiing for the season anyway.

 
when i was little i was going into sears w/ my mom, and i turned around to look at something, and when i looked again my mom wasnt there! i had no idea where she went, and then i thought i found her when i saw this outfit that looked like my mom, and i went up and hugged these legs, but only to look up and realize i was hugging a manican. my mom was just around the corner--i did find her.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
When I was little i got lost in a carnival.....I looked around and saw lots of people but notmy family.....after like 5 mins of just standing there they found me.

S.W.E.D 420
 
I used to live in the 'ghettos of calgary' any way there were these east indians who wanted to get in a fight with me because i said skateboerding was better than yughio cards (i was 9or10) and way so i grab my skating friends and we start throwing rocks at this gang of east indians with about 10 ppl. anyway we were in an alley so it was easy to find rocks. this little black kid harlessly walks out of his back gate to cross the alley to the playground. throwing a rock aimed at 'hassam' i peg the little black boy right in the head and he squealled. blood was pouring everywhere so me and my skater friends boked it into my bathroom and locked the door.

I'm White?

My dad shot a walrus once. Seriously. Im like an eskimo now.
-friedcheese
 
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