Stupid Lying Syblings

ElasmoSkiChick

ElasmoSkiChick

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Yes, I'm sure there have been MANY posts on retard syblings, but GUESS WHAT! I'm making another one, HAHAHA! Nothing you can do about it (Pat, please don't delete this. You're my friend!). Anyway, post stupid annoying things your syblings have done (and I don't mean shit like walked up and called you a weinie head, but worse stuff) or lies they've told.

Here's mine:

Okay, so my sister has ALWAYS loved to tell lies about me. Anyway, it used to be stupid little stuff, but recently it's gotten worse, and they're not just about me. Last year (she was a freshman and I was a junior), she tried telling people that I was a slut and slept with every guy I knew (what the fuck.... that'd be SOOOOOO many people) when I was actually still a virgin, and she said that I was an alcoholic (pretty much true at the time) and that I smoked and dealt pot (never smoked the stuff, even to this day). She also said that I beat the shit out of my mom (YEAH RIGHT! My dad would slaughter me!) and just stupid crap like that. Well, I guess she was just trying to make friends or try to look cool or something because she had 'dirt and gossip' on me, but it backfired on her and about thirty people threatened to kick her ass before I even knew that the rumors she unsuccessfully attempted to start were going around.

Anyway, that all died down and I didn't really care. I know she always says crap like that and still lies about me, but I just ignore it and whatnot because her little friends are annoying and stupid anyway. SOOOOO today I went down to her room to print something from her computer because the internet wasn't working on this one for some reason (stupid thing cuts out on me a lot), and her email was open. This email she had gotten from one of her friends was right there on the screen, and I glimpsed the word cancer and decided to read more. Well, it turns out she was telling him all this shit about how our mom has cancer (BULL SHIT!) and that that's her reason for going down to California over the weekend, was to talk to some doctors and crap, when she was actually just visiting her mom. Well that REALLY REALLY pisses me off that she would like about something THAT FUCKING SERIOUS. What the hell. She may be craving attention because she has such few friends from being a total BITCH to everyone, but she should lie about crap like that! She also said some crap about fucking like nine different guys (also bull shit... I know the guys whom she said she had sex with , and HA they would NEVER touch her... I just happen to be good friends with most of them or ex's) and how her counseler found out that she was chewing (GROSS!!!) and smoking pot (like I care... she probably has. Not a big deal in my book) and drinking. She said that he wanted her to sign up for an AA class and shit. WHATEVER. Stupid liar. Sorry this post is so long, but it really really really annoys me when people are fake and lie just to get attention or be 'cool'. Who would lie about chewing, anyway? Especially a chick. Ew. I'm done. Post whatever about syblings. Sorry again...

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
Umm... yeah. That's really really long, so I'll just rewrite the sentence that basically summed it all up:

It really really really annoys me when people are fake and lie just to get attention or be 'cool'.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
Umm, I guess so... I never knew that. She could be lying, but who knows. She's probably tried it or something. I couldn't tell you, though... She's fifteen. I don't think she chews regularly. I can almost guarentee you that 99% of the shit she tells people is false.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
My brother told my parents I had a case of beer in my closet, and I did. And hes a little rat face beotch. So I told him next time he did that I was gonna kick his ass. You should kick your sisters ass.

I think I'm gonna have to delete this thread though, since I have the power.

-Pat
 
Nooooooo don't delete it. It's so beautiful. You can't delete an Oatesie thread, pleaseeeee.

I can't kick her ass... My dad would kill me.

Call my sister any name you want. Like I care. She deserves everything that's said about her.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
Sometimes you gotta do whats right even if it means dying. Beating up your sister in this case is the right thing to do. I suggest donkey punching her first, then give her a little roundhouse kick, break a jim beam bottle over her head, then finish her off with a stone cold stunner. She won't know what hit her. Good luck.

 
Vanilla lattes... YUM!!!!! Oops, this is about syblings, not food.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
my brother drove my Dad's BMW M3 with asking, he got in so much shit, it was funny/stupid

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

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my parents went out for the night and there was a party going on. my parents told me i couldnt go because i had just gotten arrested. since they left, i went anyway. i told my brother that if they called to tell them i was on the neighbors trampoline and for him to call my cell. at about ten my brother calls me and tells me to get home. so i got home within 3 minutes. my brother said he covered for me and that they bought it. so i called them and said i was on the trampoline. they kept asking me if that was the truth and if i was lying and everything. well, it turns out that my brother told them i was at the party. he told me he didnt so not only did they know i was at the party, they knew i was lying about it.

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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

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you spelled siblings wrong 11 times.

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
^ And you spelled it right once

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
My bro found my bowl, couple empty bottles of liquer and a pack of cigarettes, i found out, and if he tells he knows his ass is dead

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WAskier720

858 posts

Ridiculous

2003-09-08 04:43:43

ryan if you or matt ever tries to milk the penguins on my penguin farm there will be hell to pay you sobs

Schwags

3355 posts

No Life

2003-09-08 06:17:57

ive allready tried, but i couldnt find any nipples on those beasts.. they sure did find mine tho

 
i found all my sisters shit when i was little. she tweaked out cuz she thought id tell, but im not a jerk-off. u see when u dont tell u get a certain thing called liquer from your older siblings. u should just blackmail your sister now cuz u got so much shit on her even if it isnt true. if she wants to talk about it u might as well let your parents tell her what its all about.

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
Wow, if you drink liquer, you're kinda a weirdo. Liquor on the other hand, mmmmmmm.......

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
i never busted on my sister or my brother EVER. my sister is 21 and her BF was 22 and i was dealing at the time, and i was sacking weed up, and her BF buys some from me, smokes it with my sister and then after she steals from me, i call her a bitch and she busts on me for selling and blows everything way out of perportion and makes it sound like i pushed pounds a week and shit. my brother saved my ass and played it down, now hes sool and buys me shit and smokes with me when hes home, my sister is a dumb skank who is going to evetully get slapped BY ME.

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Jason- should I even start to talk about my crazy ass siblings?

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
Hahahaha you're right, I did spell it wrong, sorry.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
im tight with my sister.. i don't think we've ever fought.. but i hate stupid bitches that live for attention.. it's some sort of disease man.. there's this one girl at my school who lies all the fucking time just for attention.. the dumbest thing she probably did was cry and tell all her friends that she was going for heart surgery and how worried she was and got all her friends to feel sorry for her and cry too.. so she misses one day of school.. and comes back with a scratch on her breast running around like look at my scar and shit like that.. i think just about everytime i see her she's crying for some reasno or another for attention.. it's fucking sad man.. she needs help man.. mad help

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
My brother got my little 4 year old sister to tell my mom that i said you ugly little shit it got me in my room for a week.

Girls that ski are hot. Girls that look at Ski magazine are ten time hotter. www.bbsra.com
 
i used to fight lots with my brother..he would always tell on me for shit....but now we get along...i cover for him when he misses school....i have had to buy him alcohol yet though.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
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