Stupid bet I made

Waffle11

Waffle11

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Yesterday I was dumb enough to take a bet to see how much money I couldswallow. If I could force down over $50 then my mates would tripleanything I put down me but if I couldn't swallow over $50 then I'd haveto pay the three of them the amount I swallowed.

Anyway, thismorning I woke up feeling really ill. I told my mum what happened and(after calling me several names) she told me I had probably caught ashitload of different bugs from all the coins/notes given how oftenthey're passed round. She was probably right cos about ten minuteslater I was spewing from both ends. Honestly, I'd have my head in theloo then have to quickly spin around and park it or I'd probably havecrapped all over the floor.

After about an hour in the bathroom,I looked down to see how much had come out of me and there, within thepool of crap, were glinting coins and the occasional bit of a banknote. Shit was so cash.
 
hahahaha holy shit this is hilarious. Did you get paid the money from your friends? and did you shit out full bills to restore?
 
Let's hope getting your stomach pumped doesn't cost too much. Then you'll have a small profit margin and a cool ass story.
 
i doubt you'll have to go to the hospital, you already shit it all out. you'll be fine just drink some detox shit and poop some more you crazy fuck. so how much did you make in the end? $150?
 
did you have to change your shorts...

or

you know your just flushin money down the toilet, right?
or
Johnny Cash

or
make it rain
 
i heard on a commercial on like CNBC (american finacnial channel) that 7 out of 10 US bank notes have traces of cocaine on them. who knows what else...my freind got really drunk and pulled a $10 bill out of a stripper's vag with his mouth once. thats fucked up
 
Are you kids serious?

Its a joke! He didnt actually eat any coins... Holy fuck people are stupid.

also, "shit was SO cash" has nothing to do with NS, stop thinking its something he just came up with.
 
I know, but i wasnt expecting the shit was so cash line to be dropped.

I laughed sooooo hard.
 
i call bullshit. you would most likley be dead from ur stomach acid oxidizing the coins.
and if not, there is a very good chance of a coin either lodging in your esophagus, or cutting the lining on the way down which CANNOT heal.

 
It seems like at least 80% of the threads in NSG are testament to the stupidity of today's youth.

(inb4 someone thinks im referring to OP eating coins, rather than the idiots who think the story is true)
 
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