Stuff your friends say

MilaKunis

MilaKunis

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What are some things that your friends say/do that piss you off and they say it solely to piss you off.

Every single time that my friends come over to my house they ask to watch porn on my large tv.
 
I mean they aren't actually serious they do it

To make me angry. "What's wrong with a couple dudes watching some soft core porn and getting semi chubbin?"
 
"could care less""chill dude" or any variation such as relax, calm down, etc. That's the last fucking thing I want to hear when I'm heated or in a bad mood.

Whenever they sing a shitty song
 
my friends don't have much on me but I say so many things to get all my friends pissed off. I always rip on one of my buddies because he's uncircumsized and I bring up smegma because he's really self concious about growing dick cheese. He claims he's never had it but I always ask him or reference it and it frazzles him.
 
"Calm down, bro." when I'm not mad about anything or answered even remotely in a negative way.He pisses me off so much.
 
We say to one another when our buddy is near by

Oh you hear that Carter's mom had to get her stomach pumped after she blew the football team

And he gets so pissed
 
Fuckkkkkk this so much.and whats funny is I actually do need to calm down after they say it because I spaz afterwards usually
 
haha thats classic! you should just post a picture of her so we can all understand the situation better!
 
haha classic. i have a few friends who are uncircumcised and when we're jerking eachother off i make fun of them for having so much loose skin that i can move my hand up and down their pulsating shafts without needing lubricant
 
my friends like to ask me to play nig beats in my car. my speakers are blown to shit and anything with bass sounds like my car is farting. i remind them of this repeatedly and yet somehow somebody gets a hold of my ipod and puts on waka. and then they all bitch about how awful it sounds. I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WOULD
 
My friend is umcercusmized and I told him he didnt need a condom because of it. Now he has 2 kids at age 20 hahahahahaha
 
hey bud what are you saying tonight bud? wanna chill bud? bud? smoke a dub bud? come on bud...bud text me back...bud where you at bud? bud bud bud bud
 
One of my friends can NEVER be serious. Like honestly, never.

I could count the number of serious conversations I've had with him on one hand.

It's cool/funny mostly, but lately it's really pissed me off.
 
Hahahahaha that's pretty funny. I call people that all the time and now so many people say it at my school.
 
Ironic my last name is Cocker and they always say, "Hey Cocker youre such a chicken"

get it like a cock, although a cock is a male aka rooster but still

nothing other than that
 
Yeah exactly haha, I drove New Years and me and my friend Isaac were leaving our friends house. We get in my car and the first thing that he does is rip ass in my car, and I'm like "Can you not fart in my car?" with no anger in my tone at all, then he says " Don't freak out man!". Holy fuck then I say "I'm not freaking out just don't fart in my car." and again he says "Don't freak out man jeeze settle down!"

At this point I'm getting a little irritated and I said "Isaac, shut up and don't fart. That's all you need to do." and then he's like "See you're freaking out right now!" He pisses me off so god damn much.
 
I have a friend who always has dumb ideas that he obviously won't follow through on, so I pitch in my ideas and he gets mad.

I call this guy, Carter, "C-man" (sounds like semen)

I call this idiot, Kevin, "Special K"
 
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