Stuff to do instead of ski?

I enjoy the four months in Michigan we get to go skiing but there are those other eight that I spend looking at a clock. Every summer I sit around thinking about what to do that doesn't involve snow and it's getting pretty hard. I was wondering what everybody else does to keep busy besides whack off.
 
-imagine yourself skiing

-jump around in your backyard with skis on

-build a summer setup and ski it

-get ski-poled with a buddy
 
I bike more than 1,500 miles during each off-season. Gets me in perfect shape for the ski season.
 
-form a crippling drug habit

-cover yourself in peanut butter while naked and run through a dog park

-explore odd fetishes

-see how long you can survive while camping in Walmart

-create a pyramid scheme with a group of friends

-dress up as a police officer and confiscate teenagers marijuana

-attend a craigslist orgy

-break into peoples houses and stick random pictures of mens faces in drawers or cabinets while remaining undetected

-make a baby
 
Get a beater bicycle, a six pack, a camera, and a couple friends for youre bike gang and just go exploring. Go out and cause rukus, find spots to swim/ fish, weave through traffic just general hoodrat shit.

Possibly get a summer job and save some decent money.

Skateboard,

Build something, This summer im planning on building a couple things including: Wood burning Pizza Oven, Party Raft, Mini ramp, and possibly a one man (and one lady) wood burning hottub.

summer is not all bad, make plans, get stoked.
 
13343327:milk_man said:
This and Clash of Clans. Or you could get in better shape by running and working out

Clash of clans will toss you into a downward spiral of laziness
 
I can't wait to start windsurfing again in a few weeks, so if you can pick up some water sports and summer will become so much more fun
 
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