Strippers
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CypressGrove
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call up the nearest strip club. hire them out for the night. ask for the A girls only. or you will regret it lol
carbon.pulse
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Find a slutty friend/sister and get her drunk and offer her money to strip for you.
lineskier10
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im pretty sure theres one in barre or montpelier and thats only 45 mins away, id say that or craiglist is your best bet
Mr.Panda
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What someone else said. Call a strip club and ask them if you can "hire" (can't think of a better word) one or two of their A girls for the night for a birthday party. That is all I had to do for my buddies bachelor party. And if you don't specify the A girls, they aren't going to be that good of dancers or anything else.
Totally unrelated but I totally got a stripper to pay for my cabfare in San Francisco one time on the way home from a concert. 22 dollars too.. greatest day of my life. The next weekend we went to the strip joint she came out of and saw her boobies. I totally win.
But really... just call any hotel in Las Vegas... ask the person at the desk to give you the number off one of those buisness card things that you find all over the place in that town... and badda bing badda boom you have yourself a stripper in no time.
(apparently they work in a network.. so just tell them your address, and they will call the closest escort service to you and tell them to send one over -kinda like shop-a-tron.... but for strippers - my friend in scranton, PA did this when he called one of the cards just for fun and told them to come to his address. They said they would send one but he thought it was a joke.. He was quite surprised to find a stripper at his front door like 45 minutes later whom he had to pay 35 dollars to get them to leave or else they'd call the cops on him.
But really... just call any hotel in Las Vegas... ask the person at the desk to give you the number off one of those buisness card things that you find all over the place in that town... and badda bing badda boom you have yourself a stripper in no time.
(apparently they work in a network.. so just tell them your address, and they will call the closest escort service to you and tell them to send one over -kinda like shop-a-tron.... but for strippers - my friend in scranton, PA did this when he called one of the cards just for fun and told them to come to his address. They said they would send one but he thought it was a joke.. He was quite surprised to find a stripper at his front door like 45 minutes later whom he had to pay 35 dollars to get them to leave or else they'd call the cops on him.
Frank_Spinatra
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id just got with a prostitute. make sure you call 1sts.
Frank_Spinatra
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well duh, they are expensive. Haven't used one of those things in years.
Frank_Spinatra
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haha I've had a lucky run of girlfriends in my life, it's only the skanks between them i've had to go with the rubbers. Nice move being frugal with the econo-pack.
Frank_Spinatra
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I love the look on their face when you only buy like a redbull and condoms. it's that congrats *wink*wink* look.
so anyways, back to strippers. When I was in school a girl I knew had a friend who was a stripper and convinced her and 2 other girls she works with to come down and put on a show for us. there was about 100 drunk kids there and when they came out we were all quite disapointed. not the most fit strippers we've ever seen. They made like $10 and stopped dancing after about 3 minutes. I thought there was going to be a riot. Ugly strippers suck.
so anyways, back to strippers. When I was in school a girl I knew had a friend who was a stripper and convinced her and 2 other girls she works with to come down and put on a show for us. there was about 100 drunk kids there and when they came out we were all quite disapointed. not the most fit strippers we've ever seen. They made like $10 and stopped dancing after about 3 minutes. I thought there was going to be a riot. Ugly strippers suck.
Mr.Panda
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Yeah, it is worse when it is a girl you went to high school with or have a class with at college. Hot Pockets, Half Gal of milk, two boxes of condoms, two Monsters, two Red Bulls (we each like one of each), and two things of chocolate syrup (making sundaes. I'm serious)... That kinda: "ohlala... you are gonna have some fun aren't you?" Look or the "omg, you fucking PIG!" look.
ski@jaypeak2
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UMM not trying to brag but ive seen strippers like 8 times in burlington, the last time being this past august at my buddies bachelor party in colchester. I would look in seven days. yes seven days, under services they always have ads from "solid gold dancers" if that doesnt work pm me, i have never actually contacted the strippers myself but i could ask a few other people.
thegreyarea
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Search for escorts on craig's list or look in Seven Days. We hired escorts from Massachusetts for my friend's bachelor party. Ridiculously hot, but ran around $500 + $500 in singles we covered him in.
You won't find any strip clubs in Vermont, except Planet Rock down in Barre. Burlington had a topless bar about 10 years ago, that was quickly driven out of town. If you want to f w/someone, take them to Planet Rock. One of the strippers wears 2 hearing aids and bottle cap glasses.
You won't find any strip clubs in Vermont, except Planet Rock down in Barre. Burlington had a topless bar about 10 years ago, that was quickly driven out of town. If you want to f w/someone, take them to Planet Rock. One of the strippers wears 2 hearing aids and bottle cap glasses.
Steezius_Maximus
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no strip clubs are u serious burlington is a big city while my town cowansvile has 15000 people and 2 strip clubs. by the way go to hooters and ask the girls
Steezius_Maximus
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no strip clubs are u serious burlington is a big city while my town cowansvile has 15000 people and 2 strip clubs. by the way go to hooters and ask the girls