Strange Phobias?

well, when i was in the sixth grade, i fractured my skull really bad and had a major concussion, well before thta happened i ate some of that goldfish mix, well i puked thta all up for like hours, now whenever i think of it or see it i get nauseus
 
i have two bad fears, one is of the ocean because i think i will float away.

the second one is the top of mountains or other high places, i think i will end up floating into the sky. that one is really weird
 
im pretty afraid of spiders but thats normal. also its weird like i don't mind being in small spaces like elevators or wat not. but if i get locked into something by one of my stupid friends, like not even small like say a bathroom i will totally freak out and start like panicking
 
thats when u bust the door down and make ur friends pay, saying u were going to die cuz they locked u up
 
If you do end up in a small space, I just close my eyes, try to stay still, take deep breaths and try to forget I'm there.
 
and try to ignore the fact the walls are getting closer...slowly...slowly....you can barely stand up now, you're never getting out, it feels like theyre smothering you, YOUR TRAPPED!
 
LOL

When I get scared I get afraid of not getting out, or getting an itch and not being able to scratch it.
 
im afraid of fucking a bitch doggy style, always thinkin that brown hole will open and spew or drop a brik.
 
I hate bushes with huge leaves, like devil's club or whatever... those huge leaves freak me out.

Also I'm afraid of giant underwater structures like coral reefs and shit, and big animals that live in the water. I was surfing once and a harmless sea turtle surfaced next to me and I almost crapped my pants.

The funniest one I've heard... a guy I know works at apple computer and apparently one of the top executives there got his eye pecked out by some bird. Now he has an eyepatch and is terrified of all birds...
 
Im not liking airplane rides. I fly a lot though, so it's wierd.

Im afraid of the feeling that Salt Water taffey gives me, because last time I vomited everywhere.
 
o man a couple years ago at this camp i was at, we were all sleeping and my friend just starts screaming at the top of his lungs... he was like AHHHH GET IT OFF ME HOLY SHIT IM GONNA DIE AHHH so we think somebody is killing him or something so we were all scared as shit and then we realized no one was there and we woke him up and he said there was some huge black shape that covered him and he couldnt get out... may have been one of the funniest things ever
 
SailBoats. I tipped one over and almost suffocated under the sail after the bar that swings around knocked me in the dome.
 
I find this to be hilarious, i wonder what whoever came up with this was thinking,,,,

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -- Fear of long words.
 
well, i fuckin hate spiders, thats a normal one.

but one thing that freaks me right out, are toe rings and toe socks. anyone wearing those can just keep the fuck away from me
 
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