skiierman
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a girl ive been talking to tells the best stories, god i wish i saved them, well heres one.
lizbetty810 (11:47:30 PM): i have a story to tell... I was searching the car for something to chew on and I came across this little bag of green jelly beans in the glove compartment, so I took one out and chewed on it. omg, it was so gros tasting. i was expecting like watermelon or something the least bit good tasting, but no... it was jalapeno flavored. Like a pepper at first but then it got hot and I spit it out the window for some poor unexpecting squirrel to come along and choke on. Anyway, I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth even after I drank my whole thing of lemonade and picked ever last bit of the nasty candy out of my teeth. Never again will I eat mysterious jelly beans out of the glove compartment..... never, eww... pepper-ish jelly bellies...ewww
more to come. be sure of it.
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
lizbetty810 (11:47:30 PM): i have a story to tell... I was searching the car for something to chew on and I came across this little bag of green jelly beans in the glove compartment, so I took one out and chewed on it. omg, it was so gros tasting. i was expecting like watermelon or something the least bit good tasting, but no... it was jalapeno flavored. Like a pepper at first but then it got hot and I spit it out the window for some poor unexpecting squirrel to come along and choke on. Anyway, I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth even after I drank my whole thing of lemonade and picked ever last bit of the nasty candy out of my teeth. Never again will I eat mysterious jelly beans out of the glove compartment..... never, eww... pepper-ish jelly bellies...ewww
more to come. be sure of it.
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
