STOP WHAT YOUR DOING!

i started with bread, quickly moved onto peanut butter and jelly, and now i'm a back alley dirty whore snorting bananas and peanut butter off of bread for money. damn you bread.
 
I KNOW RIGHT! Scary shit, i just ate a bagel.

It starts out with experimenting with whole weat bread then it get bad, before you know it you will have all types of bread paraphernalia like bread knives and toaster ovens!
 
what type a laugh is that?

jk jk i hate family guy, but FUCK! i ate bread for lunch today! im totally fucking fucked in the motha fucking fuck hole, FUCK!!!
 
14. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between

significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

Since I have never eaten bread, I can legitimately say that those are meaningless statistical babblings.
 
hahahahahahahahaha (and it deserves that many)! thats great! im still lol'ing really hard
 
"Evidence points to the long-term effects of bread eating: Of all

people born before 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a

100% mortality rate."

that one really got me
 
i sure do love my bagels, egg or poppy seed are the best. I just can't decide. Egg is more favorite but if there isn't egg then poppy is also favorite too
 
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