Stolen Poles!

johnnypsunami

johnnypsunami

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I went into lunch at tremblant locking my skis up but not my poles...

when I came back someone has taken them, even after looking for like 20 minutes I couldnt find them... I skiied like half the day without poles! this really sucked,

like my last run I found my poles with some miniskiiers skis, I knew mine cause they are a bit bent and have my name scratched into them...

neways the thing is that if you lose your poles dont steal someone elses cause the they are in the same situation as you and mini skiers better watch themselves!!

 
Skiboarders=Snowlerbladers...

And they shouldn't use poles, it makes them look even stupider...

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
bwahaha i care more about my poles than my skis.. RENTAL POLES SUCK ASS!! haha. i've broken way too many poles..

*brooke*

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No matter that you made a few unscheduled landings along the way, You were hooked. To this day, the more you ski, the stronger your passion grows.

That's what skiing is all about-indulging your passion. It's about losing gravity and finding yourself- somewhere, who knows where- on the face of a mountain.'
 
You care more about your poles than your skis? Fuck, I'd make love to my skis if I could...

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
i hate it when people steal....the mini skiers should die...

-my name is sirjibsalot i like to jib rails alot, curved ones,kinked ones, long ones, short ones, rainbow ones, and hand rail ones, because my name is sirjibsalot-
 
my poles suck so if they get stolen its just an excuse for me to get better ones

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What the hell?? Why would a skiboarder need poles anyway, I thought all fruitbooters lost their poles up eachother's asses or something along the lines.

'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.
 
yea man, someone stole my poles last year, even though they were broken, i never got them back, if i ever find them, wow ill kick the shit outa that person

*JaSoN*

 
hey skir216! I got your poles right here! I'm holding them hostage! THHBBBTTT!!!

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hahahahahahha thats hilarious

-my name is sirjibsalot i like to jib rails alot, curved ones,kinked ones, long ones, short ones, rainbow ones, and hand rail ones, because my name is sirjibsalot-
 
poles dont matter. half the people that can ski here use the lodge's poles.

Proud member of The Crappy Jibbers of NS.com
 
lol when I found my poles sitting with the mini skiiers sis I picked the mini skis up and threw them about 20 feet across the rack

 
stealing poles (or anything) is not cool

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
i teach skiing and not a day goes by that some little kid doesn't take off with my poles. you turn around for one second and they're gone. however they invariably show up during the day most often in the middle of a run where the kid fell and just left my poles there.

'dude i hate my cell phone, i'm gonna throw it down the hill'

'ya, then we can jib it!'
 
Last season I was sitting in the lodge eating my lunch and I saw some snowboarder come and take my poles just for shits and giggles. I saw his snowboard later that day, so guess what happened..............

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
 
HAHA! Sounds like an even trade! HAHA! Yah, if you are gonna steal poles, just steal rental poles, cause otherwise, yer fucking someone up.

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hey primo those arent mine, mine were easton refelxs with a broken basket on one pole, anywayz i got a shibby pair of atomic orange poles now, so its ok, its just gay that someone stole my poles

*JaSoN*

 
just go to the rental shop and take some rental poles whenever you go. or just take them home and paint them up or sticker them up how you like.

my poles are so gay. waaaay too small, and the little baskety-dealy fell off, and i put it on upside down...

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im gonna get a security system for my poles........ so if anyone tries to take them, they will be shot by the automatic guns......

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
and/or lasers

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
i lost my poles once and then found them the next day after i bought new ones. it sucked cause my parents made me pay them for making them get me new poles

 
I woulda throw the miniskier 20 feet away, not the skis...

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I know this is an old bump but some ass hole jacked my poles yesterday. They were shitty cheap ass swix poles from sports authority with broken baskets. I completely covered them in UVM SSC stickers so some kid probably thought they were cool. I'm pissed because it is such a hassle to have to go out an get new poles. If I see someone using them I'm going to whip them in the shins withmy poles. Why do people steal poles? Such a stupid thing.
 
why do people steal anything? thats stupid, and so is bringing back a thread from 7 years ago
 
i just tie a polar bear to my poles, no one even goes near them...jk

but one time i actually came back from lunch and somone had bent my pole in half. i was quite mad
 
Two things strike me about this thread;

1) I have never seen the mod JibRemiX before

2) blind_five has baller status yet 0 karma. He must have done something terrible...
 
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