apestead
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So in the next few days i will try to catalog the events that took place on saturday night, mind you i had a wine cooler and i got half way into a fuzzy navel.. so naturally i was pretty buzzed. I will try to tell the events the way they REALLy happened. For starters, i spent most of the evening sitting quietly on the couch while crocheting and then a roving band of hooligans that had partaken in way too much drink and debauchery burst in and attempted to have me join them in there frolicking and generally obscene habidashery. i naturally resisted.
always leave the bitches hanging, the lure of the donkey dizzle is enought to wrangle them back
always leave the bitches hanging, the lure of the donkey dizzle is enought to wrangle them back